We know why

[cilla4progress]

Last edited Sun Aug 10, 2025, 02:01 PM - Edit history (1)

he was on the White House roof, right?

Post your thoughts.

[Glorfindel]

1. tRump was confused about the date...

He was hoping to greet Santa Claus as he landed on the roof with a sleigh full of presents.

[Whyisthisstillclose]

2. Testing his own "Trickle Down" theory on the walls of the White House.

[cilla4progress]

3. Scoping out sniper

positions for his takeover of DC?

[usonian]

4. He was throwing green dildoes onto a WNBA game (per his idiot son)

Fact check:
Fact Check: Donald Trump Junior DID Post A Meme Of President Trump Throwing A Green Dildo Onto A Women's Basketball Court
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2025/08/fact-check-donald-trump-junior-did-post-a-meme-of-president-trump-throwing-a-dildo-onto-a-womens-basketball-court.html

Trump Jr. posted the meme to his Instagram account, (archived here) showing his father Trump standing on the roof of the White House with a green dildo flying down toward a basketball court with women playing on his official Instagram account on August 7, 2025.

I'd follow links but archive.is is putting up captchas, and I HATE CAPTCHAS.
Google's reCAPTCHA is not only useless, it's also basically spyware
https://www.techspot.com/news/106717-google-recaptcha-not-only-useless-also-basically-spyware.html

'Are You Human?' How Google's reCAPTCHA Secretly Harvests Your Data
https://www.androidheadlines.com/2025/02/googles-anti-bot-recaptcha-acts-like-spyware-report-claims.html

AND I HATE GOOGLE.

And have a wonderful day!

[GreenWave]

5. He was told that's how you get high.