Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died suddenly of totally natural causes after meeting Putin for tea in Alaska?

Crushed by an excavator while illegally breaking ground for his hideously garish ballroom?

Drowned while kayaking on the Little Miami River?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[surfered]

1. Devoured by his own ego...

[SheltieLover]

9. Good one!

[surfered]

2. Still one of my favorites

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

10. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

12. Very soon, I hope for all of us. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[homegirl]

22. Me,

too...

[Hassin Bin Sober]

4. .

https://ishedeadyet.us/

[hlthe2b]

5. "Rub my big belly and make a wish--any wish!..."

[malaise]

6. Done

😀

[2MuchNoise]

7. Hunted down for his ample supply of blubber while visiting Alaska.

[malaise]

21. Bwaaaah

😂

[SheltieLover]

8. Accidentally buried alive in hideous ballroom excavation?

[surfered]

11. Where future generations will dance on his grave

[SheltieLover]

13. And leave the bigliest piles of 💩💩💩 ever floating in a lake of piss

[twodogsbarking]

14. Chased down by a herd of Galpagos tortoises and devoured.

[jls4561]

15. As preparation for his upcoming meeting with his pal Putin, Fat Donnie made a side trip to Sarah Palin's house.

While gazing from the porch to try and see Russia, flood waters from melting glaciers swept him away. Carried towards the Pacific, he drifted straight into the wind farm off the coast of Anchorage. His tiny hands were unable to grasp the base of the turbine and Satan welcomed him to the watery depths, carrying him to his final resting place beside the remains of Osama bin Laden.
Donnie consoled himself that at least in hell, he would be among his own kind. However, Satan, the eternal tormentor, had prepared a surprise. As Donnie sank towards bin Laden, his piggy eyes began to focus on a plaque near the spot where he would be shackled.
As Satan’s minions chained him to the boulder, Donnie could at last see clearly the plaque which he would stare at in perpetuity.

Osama bin Laden. Died 2011. Obama did this!

[niyad]

18. ohhhh, love it!!

[malaise]

16. No but

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Never forget that not one of his male siblings made it to 80 and he sure looks ill

[58Sunliner]

20. His father lived till 93, mother 88. He won't live that long fortunately.

[Wicked Blue]

17. Noem sees the top of his head and thinks it's a puppy

Bang!

[58Sunliner]

19. Every extra day is a global disappointment. How many gods must be prayed to??

[Warpy]

23. Reahes down for the ball at the third tee

and Satan reaches up tp pull him on down.

Getting fitted for his ermine robes, the ermines ate him.

Found out the hard way those lovely new terra cotta tiles at Mara Lardo were made of compressed thermite.

[republianmushroom]

24. No horns blaring, or partying in the street so it didn't happen last night,

damn, but, the up side of this is, we are a day closer. Maybe the puppet will meet with his master on the 4th or 5th floor for their meeting. And accidentally fall out of the window taking his master with him. No, we would never, ever, be that lucky.

[txwhitedove]

25. On a fly over of west Texas, his head exploaded at the sight of mile after mile of prairie use

of huge beautiful wind turbines making wonderful clean electricity in an otherwise naked territory. They are NOT windmills.

[Gimpyknee]

26. Nope

[moondust]

27. Many people are saying

he died years ago so they had to hook up AI to a 3D printer to create the fake human image you now see on your TeeVee engaged in self-enrichment and self-aggrandizement.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. We are all wondering the answer to this question

[electric_blue68]

30. Bwah! 😄 👍

[ShazzieB]

29. Not yet...but it's got to happen some time!

[Blue Owl]

31. There's still a couple hours left 'til tomorrow