Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Drowned in gold commode while posing for toilet paper printed with his likeness?

Fell down a hidden stairwell while relocating the portraits of Obama and Bush?

Run over by moving van as homeless people relocate per his order?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Sadly not yet, but the day is young...

[Grim Chieftain]

30. I love your optimism, SheltieLover

I needed that today!

[SheltieLover]

36. Another day closer to the goal...

[surfered]

2. Cerebral hemorrhage induced by apoplexy after missing a short putt

[SheltieLover]

14. Couldn't get the caddy to drop it for him?

[surfered]

45. Yep!

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

6. I'm getting tire of waiting

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[twodogsbarking]

19. The waiting is the hardest part.

[Clouds Passing]

21. It is.....

[twodogsbarking]

38. Passed up a chance to see him a few miles from my house. Twenty five years ago.

Can't see everyone.

[Clouds Passing]

40. Sorry 😞

He was great. His band was excellent. Tight. Small acoustically sound venue.

[SheltieLover]

15. Soon...

[surfered]

4. Accidentally strangled by Putin leading Trump around Alaska

[SheltieLover]

16. No kidding

[electric_blue68]

43. Baaaaahahahaaaaaaa!!!

[malaise]

5. No but

word is that he’s about to kill all the rights of African Americans in DC.

[surfered]

8. And nation wide as the Supreme Court dismantles the Voting Rights Act

[malaise]

9. Indeed

Rec

[SheltieLover]

17. This! 👆👆👆👆👆👆

[hlthe2b]

7. "On my way to save the day..." (Part II)

[malaise]

11. Too cute

Please proceed😀

[MiHale]

10. Thought he could drink 'Liquid Gold'...then shit gold bricks...

Didn’t work.

[CaptainTruth]

12. Today's meme, I particularly like this one

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[surfered]

13. Yes!

[niyad]

23. The sooner, the better!!!

[electric_blue68]

44. Omg, THIS!!! TY!

😄🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[twodogsbarking]

18. No he ain't. I though, hope to die with a very old body and the heart of a child.

[58Sunliner]

20. Another day of international dismay and disappointment.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

22. Pummeled by a WNBA team

After grabbing one of them by the pussy

[Botany]

24. We have reason to hope. Warning graphic image @ link.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:solu3emgjqhn65fkuczg6l6r/bafkreiacpqi5m5o3zyshf3a6xnktgeyk5vzdtzu72vibyxunplprd3644i@jpeg

[Orrex]

26. He looks like a rubber mask rejected for Star Trek: TOS

[Botany]

35. The blue lips could be from lack of O2 from coronary disease, the bruise under his left could be from a fall or from ...

…. an underlying organic disease that makes bruising easier to get, gravity is pulling his face south, and the
make up can no longer hide how hideous of a person he is.

[Ocelot II]

31. What the actual f*ck is he made of?

That doesn't even look like human skin - or at least facial skin. Maybe some old guy's scrotum but not an actual face.

[AllaN01Bear]

34. you did warn us . eww. plays the song from the shower scene from an hitcock movie

[Dulcinea]

41. "...But you're older /Shorter of breath

And one day closer to death..." --Pink Floyd, "Time"

[Gimpyknee]

25. Nope

[Warpy]

27. Wandered off during the night into a homeless camp,

got killed by kindness.

Slapped his "bring me a Diet Coke" button too hard, it broke, wires electrocuted him.

Someone has been lacing his orange greasepaint with enriched uranium and his head finally dissolved.

[El Mimbreno]

28. Overdosed on ExLax and...

disappeared?

[DemonGoddess]

29. Don't I wish

[republianmushroom]

32. Not Sunday night either, but, the bright side, we are a day closer.

Don't care how, done know the reason why, just get it done. Help humanity.

[AllaN01Bear]

33. the house democratic minoority leader read the entire constitution in totem and all that was left was his usa flag

pinon the floor . if u r my age ud know about nixsosiem

[ShazzieB]

37. Bald eagle laid an egg in that rat's nest he calls his hair.

Chick hatched out and had filet of Schlump for its first meal.

[Initech]

39. Come on Big Macs!

[BWdem4life]

42. No, but we are

If we don’t find a way to reverse everything he’s done.

[BigmanPigman]

46. I wish Putin would get pissed off and so us a favor.

What could tRump do to Putin that is so bad that he ends up accidentally slipping on a banana peel as he walks by an opened window.