Trump has seized control of Washington

[Takket]

Without any act of Congress.

To me the appropriate reaction for any DC police office right now is to sit, arms folded at their desk, and ask “what would you like me to do sir”. If drumpf’s going to control DC then he can give all the orders.

There’s a call about a car accident. Should we go look at it Mr President?

Mr President a store was robbed. Should be investigate?

Mr President can I take a vacation day Friday?

Mr President this cruiser is out of gas. Can I fill it up?

You want it. You got it fuck face. If you are so fucking smart, you tell us everything we should do.

[dalton99a]

1. Let him fix the roads and pick up the trash

[littlemissmartypants]

6. Bingo! Because he's now responsible for EVERYTHING it takes to keep it running.

But it's not like he understands the law or has ever abided by it. So, I'll not going to hold my breath.

[Alice B.]

8. He's already got the safety vest.

[berniesandersmittens]

11. Noem's got the vest ....

He's got the paper towels

[Alice B.]

15. This is all replacing the garbage truck ride visual from the campaign I had in my head.

I’m not sure which is worse!

[Totally Tunsie]

2. We have officially become a police state.

The real DC criminals are standing on the press room stage.

THIS IS NOT AMERICA!

[Martin Eden]

3. That was quick!

Let's see how this plays out. Gotta be illegal.

[SCantiGOP]

4. I don't think it is necessarily illegal

If Congress did it. I think a court will knock down Trump’s attempt quickly.
But, the Supremes might let it stand while the case is working its way through the system.

[flashman13]

5. I think every DC employee should get sick today.

Let Noem figure it out.

[thought crime]

13. I'm sure a lot of them are feeling pretty ill.

[The Madcap]

7. DC cops should eat lots of donuts today.

And cruise around a bit. T****'s personal military will take care of things for them.

[Lonestarblue]

9. DC crime had actually declined over the past year.

I winder if this is a trial run to work out any kinks before he takes over other Democratic cities. We’ll see whether he interferes with local elections this fall. He likes to rig elections.

[maxsolomon]

14. DC is unique. It's not in a State.

Its already Federal.

[BOSSHOG]

10. Wasn't there a scandal about rich white guys

Going to an Island and having sex with young girls?

Does this mean trump will round up convicted felons in DC?

Do military leaders need to bone up on what constitutes unlawful orders?

US Military personnel rounding up American Citizens?

Hey stupid people, you voted for him, he no longer loves you.

[IronLionZion]

12. That punishes DC residents who actually need these services

Normal people do live here. And it's like 90% Dem.