Watching 2 Vikings male cheerleaders dance threatens masculinity of right-wing host

[Wiz Imp]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/watching-2-vikings-male-cheerleaders-dance-threatens-masculinity-of-right-wing-host/ar-AA1KkWhP?ocid=winp2fptaskbarhover&cvid=1b2507bb6a2448a8814f3707ce07ef94&ei=6

The Minnesota Vikings have joined the list of NFL teams employing male cheerleaders, with dancers Blaize Shiek and Louie Conn making their debut Saturday in the Vikings’ preseason home opener. It was much too much to bear for a host on the right-wing Infowars site.

“Imagine you buy front row season football tickets and when you sit down there’s some man girating right in front of you,” Owen Shroyer posted on X, misspelling “gyrating” in the process.

Someone get Shroyer to the fainting couch — men are dancing! His reaction reminds me of the famous Onion headline: “Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My C*ck?”

It took X user Gator Gum to smack down Shroyer (who has 371,000 X followers and is a real piece of work) with the appropriate comment: “Yes, he’s blocking your view of the husky man in tights putting his hands between the legs of the other man in tights. Do you know they shower together after the games too? “

[Johonny]

1. George Bush was a male cheerleader

But whatever . . . The whole GOP these days has issues that won't be resolved in group.

[UpInArms]

4. My first thought

George W. Bush Was the Head Cheerleader at His High School in the 1960s

[misanthrope]

6. Texas A&M is famous for their male cheerleaders

They even grab their crotches when leading cheers.

[musette_sf]

11. The guys are called Yell Leaders at TAMU

[misanthrope]

14. Call it what you want

It is essentially a male cheerleader with one big difference: The ones at Texas A&M aren't working in intimate proximity with a bevy of attractive females.

[RockRaven]

2. These RWNJs are the weakest people on Earth.

So fragile, so soft, so brittle, and so very very much in denial about their weakness.

[marble falls]

3. My brother taught photography at a state prison in San Diego. He was showing photos of nudes, including ...

... men, and the convicts were outraged that that was homosexual interest in the male form. Rog asked them, then what was body building about.

They actually got the point.

In another class an inmate told Roger if he didn't get a 'C' in class, Rog was getting a beat down.

[HeartsCanHope]

5. So who are the straight women who watch football supposed to enjoy watching "girate"?

I'm not a football fan, but know women who are, AND they can all spell gyrate correctly! I particularly enjoyed the comment included by Gator Gum! This Owen Shroyer is weird!

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Meanwhile...

I'd bet Shroyer orders that generic, 87 cent Viagra and "man boosting" testosterone supplements (As Seen On TV!) by the carload.

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. But does Shroyer get tears in his eyes watching Krasnov

shake (!?) his enormous booty and jerk off two invisible giraffes at his hatefests? Bet he does. Betcha it gives him a tingle up his leg.

[Iris]

9. And they call us snowflakes?

[GoCubsGo]

10. This clown would have a stroke if he ever watched Banana Ball.

All of the players on all of the teams dance. And, they're going to be adding more teams next season, since they've been selling out left and right. At least one of the teams even has a cheer-leading squad made up of middle-aged men with beer bellies, WHO "GYRATE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU." It looks like Owen is the only one with the problem here.

[area51]

12. iirc, Reagan was a cheerleader in college. n/t

[Ping Tung]

13. I can see why he's upset. GOOO Team!

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