Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shot dead by the one DC-deployed National Guard member who remembered their oath?

Run over by Ghislaine Maxwell in her hurry to get to work on time?

Fell down the steps of Air Force One, all the way to Hell?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Donkees]

1. Nobata!

[underpants]

2. I hear DC is a lawless mess

[twodogsbarking]

3. In a puzzling event a Burmese python somehow entered his bedroom and squeezed 300 lbs of orange goop

from his 200 lb body. When questioned, Melaaaaaaaaaniaaaaaaah said "I speak five languages."

[SheltieLover]

4. Not yet, but perhaps will be swept away by glacial flood water while kissing pootin's ass in Alaska?

[MrWowWow]

5. Obituary of Donald J. Trump

Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

.

Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

.

He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

.

And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

[SheltieLover]

6. Hahaha! Door #3, Orrex...

[malaise]

7. No but

things are getting fishy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OkEukr6r7vU

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220556693

and those three species of bears in Alaska are ready to PREY.

[electric_blue68]

31. Let us (them) prey!

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

10. Father Time is getting closer. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[niyad]

11. should we get him a motorized chair?

[SheltieLover]

15. Yes! With warp speed!

[Dulcinea]

13. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death...

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[surfered]

9. Putin will have the big orange fool for lunch, unless those bears get him first.

[mwb970]

12. I've been seeing the acronym "SKH" on social media.

I gather it stands for "Somebody Kill Him".

[Gimpyknee]

14. Nope

[CaptainTruth]

16. Today's meme

[58Sunliner]

17. Another day of international dismay.

[hlthe2b]

18. Fleeing an invitation to meet the President after Liberty emu cancelled....

("Oh, that HORRIFIC SMELL--and the risk of rabies from that guy"--was heard from the group leader as he ran)

[SheltieLover]

29. ...

[Blue Owl]

19. Satan, take him in your 'warm' embrace

[LeftInTX]

20. This daily thread depresses me...LOL

JK...It gets my hopes up.

Maybe I have some hibernating I need to do! Wake me up!

[Oopsie Daisy]

21. One day closer... it's almost here.

[Grammy23]

22. Isn't it ironic that for all the evidence that he is in poor health --

Bad color (when he isn’t slathered in stage make-up), swollen feet & legs, bruises seen regularly and clearly losing his marbles — he lingers on. It is depressing when anyone else would have gone to their reward already. But hope springs eternal that one day soon he’ll take his last breath.

Too bad he has no idea how much he is loathed, despised and hated. Then again…maybe he does know and he just hangs on out of pure spite.

Still waiting to get the news that he is gone so we can break out the bubbly and dance in the streets!

[jls4561]

23. With this administration's usual (in)competence, the Alaska

Dictatorpalooza summit was arranged in a tall building with openable windows.

[republianmushroom]

24. Damn, not yesterday or last night,

possibly today, hopeful. It will happen.

[Blue Full Moon]

25. Sign from God. Hopefully take out trump and putin

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/13/alaskas-juneau-glacier-flood-record-climate

[SheltieLover]

30. Here's hoping!

[jls4561]

26. Was honored when the Smithsonian announced that in order to reflect "American Ideals", it would open

The new Museum of White People, and that the first exhibit would feature Trump himself.

Little did he realize it was a taxidermy exhibit.

[2MuchNoise]

27. Beat to death refereeing the Loomer vs. Greene UFC match.

[NNadir]

28. In my less than humble opinion, thread winner for today's episode.

I'd love the series to end with a resounding "Yes," although this would mean dealing with the shithead Vance.

[ShazzieB]

32. No, but it's just a matter of time.....