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Delarage

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Wed Aug 13, 2025, 08:13 AM Aug 2025

The Onion: Watchdog group downgrades US from democracy

https://theonion.com/watchdog-group-downgrades-u-s-from-democracy-to-whatever-political-system-lobsters-have/

Describing the shift as a troubling indicator for the health of the nation’s system of governance, watchdog group Freedom House published a report Wednesday downgrading the United States from a democracy to whatever political system lobsters have. “Persistent executive overreach and erosion of civil liberties mean that America now looks less like a traditional federal republic and much more like whatever political label you might apply to a writhing pile of lobsters on the ocean’s floor,” said policy expert Alan Beaumont, who stressed that declines in various democratic indices had reduced the country to a state closer to the underwater free-for-all that could be described as the crustacean’s political system.
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The Onion: Watchdog group downgrades US from democracy (Original Post) Delarage Aug 2025 OP
Rachel Maddow already downgraded us, gab13by13 Aug 2025 #1
Heritage Foundarion downgraded us. SheltieLover Aug 2025 #2

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