KRASNOV's 34 felony charges are no match for 1 Subway sandwich

[UTUSN]

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/man-charged-felony-allegedly-throwing-013030779.html

Man charged with felony for allegedly throwing sandwich at federal law enforcement officer in DC

.... Police said Sean Charles Dunn confronted a group of US Customs and Border Protection officers on 14th Street in Northwest DC on Sunday night, calling them “fascists,” according to court documents. During the incident, Dunn allegedly approached a CBP officer and shouted expletives, adding, “Why are you here? I don’t want you in my city!” ....

Dunn then crossed the street but returned and threw a “sub-style sandwich” at the officer’s chest, police said. Dunn then attempted to run away but was arrested, the documents said. ....

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[John1956PA]

1. Unrelated, but Jack Smith would buy a Subway sandwich just before procuring an indictment.

[RockRaven]

2. *cough* jury nullification *cough*

[B.See]

3. What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich.

[haele]

4. If it really was a Subway Sandwich...

Well over the past 40- odd years, I've had the occasion to get a Subway meatball sub where the bread had sat out just a bit too long.
I like baguette bread, but not once it's aged to the consistency of the upper trunk of a Christmas tree.
A Subway sub - or more likely , a convenience store "Ham and Cheez" sub - can be considered a weapon depending on its expiration....

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. Sandwich Fascists

Sandwich Fascists

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[jmowreader]

6. Oh, come on dude

Everyone knows you're supposed to throw donuts at cops!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

7. Didn't realize ICE agents were so fragile