Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell to his death from a curiously high forehead in Kentucky?

Froze to death while trying to find penguins in Alaska to show to his owner Vlad?

Hacked to bits to reflect California's new redistricting?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Went up on the roof to get his ball

and fell off.

[LymphocyteLover]

2. the collective prayers of 100s of million people in America and around the world finally

had their intended effect?

I mean, there are definitely a lot of people praying for his demise

[surfered]

10. Amen

[TomSlick]

45. May it please God.

[SheltieLover]

3. Sadly, not yet, but hope springs eternal & the day is young...

[twodogsbarking]

4. Fell in a giant vat of cooking ketchup. Isn't is ironickkkk.

[surfered]

9. This

[malaise]

11. Bwaaaaah

😂

[twodogsbarking]

16. And that was how Heinz discovered orange ketchup.

[malaise]

17. ROFL

We actually had pumpkin ketchup for a good while😀

[surfered]

27. Sorry, but that sounds terrible

[niyad]

32. Have you ever had pumpkin butter? Better than apple or plum butter.

[surfered]

34. That doesn't sound bad, but pumpkin ketchup?

[niyad]

33. Have you ever had pumpkin butter? Better than apple or plum butter.

[twodogsbarking]

35. It's Thursday, is it Thanksgiving? I lose track. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Best metaphor (for today):

The experience of not passing kidney stones and a bad bout of constipation.

When will I be given relief?

[IronLionZion]

6. He and Vlad should try walking from Alaska to Russia

as a show of bravado and cooperation or something.

[surfered]

8. One dares to dream...

[malaise]

13. LOL

😂

[SheltieLover]

18. Lol

Good one!

[bluestarone]

43. Nice! but would be better if she was facing other direction with that

I DON'T CARE, DO YOU shirt on.

[58Sunliner]

7. Didn't look at the news, apparently not. Another day of world-wide disappointment.

[surfered]

12. As Lucy would say...

[malaise]

14. No but

Lawrence is keeping his blood pressure high
https://www.democraticunderground.com/132154350

[surfered]

28. Lawrence is killing it.

[niyad]

15. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

19. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Dulcinea]

26. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death...

Pink Floyd, "Time"

[SheltieLover]

20. Overcome by fixed delusions of grandeur?

[NNadir]

21. Ash from Russia's erupting Kraseninnikov volcano fills Krasnov's lungs...

...along with Putin's when they're in Alaska?

[Donkees]

22. not yet

[homegirl]

36. Poor wardrobe choice...

Melania is definitely past due for another boob lift. Galloping evidence of TBTB!

Titties Below The Belt

[malaise]

37. Did she kill him

with those heels?😀

[hlthe2b]

23. "We read your mention of penguins and are all so excited!..."

"however prematurely..."

[surfered]

29. Yes

[malaise]

38. You sure can find them

😀😂

[ShazzieB]

44. Dancing penguins! 😄

How adorable!

[Gimpyknee]

24. Nope

[CaptainTruth]

25. Today's coffee mug

[surfered]

30. Ain't it the truth

&pp=ygUeQWludCBpdCB0aGUgdHJ1dGggd2l6YXJkIG9mIG96

[Blue Owl]

31. Please be today... Please be today... Please be today... Please be today...

[republianmushroom]

39. Not yet, damn, so hopeful this morning before viewing the news.

Maybe tomorrow , something to look forward to. Another day closer.

[bucolic_frolic]

40. First inflation, then deflationary crash.

Every policy tweaked to create volatility for rich people with inside knowledge who time things just right as a result.

[LymphocyteLover]

41. Of course according to Meidas Touch, he should died long ago after being wrecked, destroyed, melting down, freaking out,

crumbling, making a fatal error, being slammed by Dems, getting horrible news, falling apart, etc, so many times just in the past week!

[ShazzieB]

42. No, dadblast it!

And I am sooo tired of waiting!