I confess, I threw a sandwich

[LiberalArkie]

AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.

Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.”

AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.

Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) 2025-08-14T17:08:19.675Z

[spanone]

1. You'd think any judge would laugh a charge of a felony out of his court.

[H2O Man]

5. It depends, I think.

I'd figure it being from Subway, it would be a misdemeanor. A Jersey Mike's would be a felony. And anything from McDonald's a violation.

[spanone]

6. Bwahahahaa

[UTUSN]

2. Why hasn't KRASNOV been charged with Defacing Government Property with all the

unauthorized interior designing and ketchup throwing on walls.

[snowybirdie]

3. Hate to be a contrarian

But the guy was fine while screaming in the officers face. He was ignored. Good crowd control. But that act of pelting something at the Officer was his downfall. You can't throw something. His arrest was proper, let the courts adjudicate the matter. The officer must arrest him to stop further, more serious things being thrown.

[TheProle]

4. "By whatever meats necessary"

[boston bean]

7. Oh bologne!

[allegorical oracle]

8. Even if it was the Italian meatball sub? It's harmless unless you eat it. nt

[snowybirdie]

9. Yes

The act of throwing anything is the line not to cross. Police people are people too with families and lives. Let the Courts decide the seriousness of the action. Think of the poor Capitol officers who suffered so much. They were treated horribly by Trump

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. Sandwich Fascists

Sandwich Fascists

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social for Raw Story

#PoliticalCartoon #EditorialCartoon #Trump #USPolitics

— Raw Story (@rawstory.com) 2025-08-14T20:18:49.750Z