Trump captured Loch Ness Monster

[Turbineguy]

And stopped 6 wars and crime in DC is no more.

[Vinca]

1. And in his spare time he was proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the moon is made of blue cheese.

[underpants]

2. All Hail!* When Bondi said "crine ends TODAY!" I thought "Is everything legal now?"

because that’s the only way to stop ALL crime.

Gee, we sure are sorry little Doge Boy got beat up by two 15 years old but was this really the first thing all those social media influencers made you come up with?

* of course not. F that MFing POS.

[lame54]

3. Killing tourism in Scotland too

[Emile]

4. The Super Victim is a hero in his own mind.

[John1956PA]

5. Trump's mother was a Scot.

I do not know which part of Scotland she hailed from.

[spanone]

6. Today he actually said he stopped 6 wars in 6 months

lying motherhumper

[madinmaryland]

7. He captured himself? WTF. Does that mean he is now fucking gone for good?