Stephen Miller tears up

[orangecrush]

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

— The Onion (@theonion.com) 2025-08-14T19:00:33.000Z

[vapor2]

1. Is he crying because he has illegally deported 1000's of humans

[Bavorskoami]

3. The first 14 Words

I read the OP as a Miller tearing up for joy to hear his son say THE "14 Words". It is a reference to two 14 word phrases authored by one of the founding members of a white supremacist group call "The Order" - part of the alphanumeric symbols of the the fascist racists, e.g. 14, 88, HH, etc., Wikipedia covers some of it

[electric_blue68]

12. Ohhh, boy. TY for the info. Blargh.

[rsdsharp]

2. Did somebody punch the little fucker in the nose?

That tends to make your eyes water.

[orangecrush]

6. Unfortunately

No

[11 Bravo]

4. Give Miller a break. His grandfather died at Auschwitz.

The guy got drunk, fell out of a guard tower, and broke his neck.

[orangecrush]

5. ...

[surfered]

7. He's crying because he won't reach his quota of ICE arresting 3,000 immigrants per day.

[czarjak]

8. No comfort. No credit. No quarter. For a Black. A Jew. A Catholic.

KKK rules are pretty straightforward.

[sop]

9. His first steps will be tiny goose steps.

[orangecrush]

10. ...

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11. wearing his jackbooties