Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed by a crated F-35 marked "return to sender?"

Accidentally drank a quart of "safe" pesticide that RFK Jr left on the coffee table?

Fatally rejected by Norway after begging for a Nobel prize?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

1. Drank some tea while meeting with Putin

[surfered]

2. Got on the wrong yacht in the Trump Boat Parade

[Gimpyknee]

3. Nope

[twodogsbarking]

4. He's not dead yet, but neither are we. The only good thing to ever come out of his mouth will be his last breath.

[swong19104]

5. I do like what Newsom is doing

Push push push! With enough stress, Dumpy will pop. Assassination by stress. Trump always double down. Gambler’s ruin says it can’t go on forever. The more doubling down, the more likely he’s going to make a big enough mistake. He’s quite good at squirming away from his (mis-)actions. But there will eventually be one that he can’t. We just need to push more at him. Raise from one accusation a day to two, ten, twenty.

[NNadir]

6. Accidentally fell out of a skyscraper window like a troublesome Putin oligarch?

[Tanuki]

7. Attacked by polar bears who suspected he would

give Alaska back to Russia in exchange for a sweet deal for Trump Tower Moscow and a billion ruble investment in Trump crypto?

[Blubird]

8. We can hope

Found with bacon stuffed in all his pockets.

[hlthe2b]

9. "We in Alaska won't put up with bullshit! Slava Ukraini!"

[Seinan Sensei]

10. Release the Epstein files !!!

Oh wait
Wrong thread

[2MuchNoise]

22. LOL!

[malaise]

11. No but

Newsom is trolling him to death

[AllaN01Bear]

12. no, not yet dang nabbit

o , so i wish.

[SheltieLover]

13. Sadly, not yet, but the day is young & one dares to dream...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

14. Relief starts with just one obituary

[electric_blue68]

21. 😄 ding, Ding, DING!!!!!

[Blue Owl]

15. Exploded with rage after reading Gavin's latest sweet Tweet

[republianmushroom]

16. Not yesterday or last night, damn but we are closer.

It will happen.

[Dulcinea]

17. Smothered by a banner that reads...

"Ukraine And Alaska--Russian Never Again"

[jls4561]

18. While in Alaska to attend the cosplay summit, inadvertently blundered into a dog sled training session and was

Trampled to death in Huskies. The dogs then lined up behind their pack leader, named Denali, to lift a leg and pay
“tribute” to the re-namer in chief.

Canine psychologists were baffled for months, until the Iditarod race, when the same pack of dogs broke harness and ran to a clear patch of snow and again began to relieve themselves. A local news drone, covering the race action from the air as they
meticulously made their message known. As the drone pulled back for a long shot, the words

JUSTICE FOR CRICKET!

became visible.

The Huskies were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize that year.

[BWdem4life]

19. It's early in the day. nt

[ShazzieB]

20. All this waiting is getting tedious. 😾

[2MuchNoise]

23. Death by a thousand cold cuts.