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[dalton99a]

1. "I Aim to Please. Now Please Aim"

[Ocelot II]

2. And it will be about that satisfying.

[underpants]

4. At the end they'll both be Russian

Rushing

[EYESORE 9001]

3. Two minutes?

That wouldn’t even count as a decent reach-around. Don’t google that.

[BoRaGard]

5. OK. I promise. I will never google "reach around"

there must be an awfully good reason you don't want us to know.

reach around - reach around - I must remember to forget about remembering reach around.

thnx for your guidance on the bigly "reach around" thingy

I feel purer.

[EYESORE 9001]

10. As euphemisms go, I've seen much worse

In retrospect, it could be construed as homophobic, although I think most people see it as more about power/dominance/subservience than as a sexual reference.

[milestogo]

16. Wasn't that a Beach Boys song?

[comradebillyboy]

19. "Round, round, reach around, I reach around" is

how I remember it. But I'm an old guy so my memory might be a bit faulty.

[Captain Zero]

28. That's not enough time to service AF1

adequately. Oh well.

[marble falls]

6. Stormy Daniels says "A minute and a half."

[FalloutShelter]

8. Haha my first thought...

That’s what she said.

[marble falls]

13. That's what the little girl at the picnic said!

[madinmaryland]

21. I thought it was only 30 seconds.

[edhopper]

7. So Putin

finishes fast.

[underpants]

12. 👀

👌

[Solly Mack]

9. Faked Alaska.

[underpants]

11. (Applause)

👏

[Autumn]

14. It will take about that long for Putin to tell Trump where to pick up his cash.

[underpants]

20. Trump might pay too

There was some discussion apparently to give Russia access to resources just off shore Alaska. He’s thinking of buying peace.

Several of these peace deals he’s touting were just that. Paying people off.

[Celerity]

15. Two Pump Trump. His little swimmers always were rapid deployment.

[Paladin]

17. 2 minutes, for WHAT to happen?

2 minutes, for trump to announce that the U.S.A. only has 49 states now, as a result of his oh-so-skilled "negotiations" with Putin?

Nothing would surprise me anymore---with the possible exception of trump exhibiting any level of competence whatsoever as President. And I'm sure as hell not holding my breath for that to happen...

[mackdaddy]

18. Trump's idea of being tough on Putin is to not shave his chin to cause chafing.

That will show him.

[Emile]

22. It would have saved tax payers if they just talked on the phone.

Conservatives my ass.

[underpants]

23. But someone could be there taking notes.

That didn’t work out very well for him once.

He’s going to be alone in the room. No aides. Just an interpreter.

[spanone]

24. Never forget, trmp is full of shit.

[underpants]

25. I could find the video. He had just been talking about how complex and complicated it was

He rambled on about that for a while THEN he said “but I’ll know in 2 minutes” because, ya know, stable genius

[MrWowWow]

26. putin cums quick then?

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Or tr💩mp is that good!

[ImNotGod]

27. Depends who's pitching and catching. nt

[sop]

29. Some of Trump's nonsense at the link:

"There are a lot of European leaders, and they rely on me very much. If it weren't for me, this thing would never get solved until the last person breathing is dead."

"This war wouldn't have happened if I were president. This is Joe Biden's war. This is not my war."

"So I'm going in to speak to Vladimir Putin. And I'm going to be telling him, you've got to end this war. And he wasn't going to mess with me."

Trump the peacemaker. Yep, that's some real Nobel Peace Prize shit right there