If Trump gives part of Alaska to Putin, I hope it's where Sarah Palin lives

[surfered]

[samnsara]

1. my cousin is in Wasilla:(

[marble falls]

2. And only where she lives.

[surfered]

3. Thank you . My motion is so amended.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. I think her clan (klan) will adapt quite well

They’ll just have to take up drinking that rooski tater juice instead of whatever swill they’ve been guzzling.

[Aristus]

9. Moonshine? Brake fluid?

I’ll take the vodka any day. 🍸

[EYESORE 9001]

10. Not all vodkas are created equal

I grew up near a city with a distillery that produced a wide range of products which never made their way to the top shelf. ‘Vodka’ had distinctly chemical notes - as though it was infused like gin, but nothing herbal or floral about their swill. In reality, Russian state vodka is probably better than the lighter-fluid-tasting stuff they’re probably still making.

[Aristus]

12. No kidding.

I’ve been trying some of our locally made product. A vodka distilled at the old Olympia beer brewery is excellent. Smooth and almost tasteless. A vodka from Bainbridge Island, however, was awful. Oven cleaner, or your lighter fluid, for example, would have been an improvement.

[EYESORE 9001]

14. This was industrial grade stuff

One of their products you may know is a ‘bourbon’ named Yellowstone. To be fair, I’ve heard that it’s improved after going through a succession of ownership.

[Aristus]

15. I'm afraid our local Woodinville bourbon has spoiled me for any other kind.

It’s warm, smooth, sweet, and with a cinnamon-y finish. Plus, I keep my booze money here in Washington State, and out of the red states.

[bucolic_frolic]

5. "I can see Russia from my house!" implies the Russia connection was a lot sooner

than we give the GOP credit for. How long have rubles been trickling into GOP coffers? I seem to recall some Congress members faced such questions almost 20 years ago.

[-misanthroptimist]

7. Working from memory

As I recall, Russia gave large amounts of money to the NRA. The NRA then passed money on the Naz...er, Republicans.

So, you see? Russian gave nothing to Republicans.

[bucolic_frolic]

8. Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was a strong Russian defender. /nt

[Brainfodder]

6. I thought she moved to lower 48 already, but not keeping tabs.

[Dave says]

11. Giving away any inch of Alaska ...

… would be treasonous, no?

[lame54]

13. Russia can use a Walmart