A person on Bluesky referred to the sandwich throwing incident as

[Quiet Em]

"assault with a breadly weapon"

[SheltieLover]

1. Hahaha!

Good one!

[haele]

2. And in a reply following

" He was charged with one Count of Monte Cristo"
(Mmmm, Monte Chisto sammies....)

But seriously, those gas station convenience store "submarine" or "torpedo" sandwiches can be seriously dangerous in several different ways depending on their "sell by" dates.

[Blue Owl]

3. Dough-related assaults are on the rise

[Historic NY]

4. Baloney hero can it be indicted ?

its not a ham sandwich.

[Prairie Gates]

5. Someone on DU called it "Assault with a deli weapon" which I like slightly better

Last edited Fri Aug 15, 2025, 01:40 PM - Edit history (1)

Another DU jokester said that the sandwich was the real hero. I lost it.

On edit: I have to give credit. Here's the thread: https://democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20559553

[Quiet Em]

6. hahaha

That's great!!!

[lastlib]

10. But the assailant was bun-armed......

[Layzeebeaver]

7. We are all living in a "5 Sandwich Alarm" situation!

Please pass the bread knife...

Also, someone should consider plans for a man-pack sandwich cannon.

[modrepub]

8. The Person Who Came Up With This

Is toast!

[rubbersole]

9. Spread the word.

[swong19104]

11. Maybe that ICE agent

has celiac disease. Ever considered that?

[Attilatheblond]

12. One can hope!

Sweet and light is no longer part of my personality until these fascist food critics are gone.

[IronLionZion]

14. Gluten for punishment

[twodogsbarking]

13. Have it your way. Oh wait, nevermind.

[barbtries]

15. numerous fun puns in this thread

The guy who threw the Subway sandwich at the ICE agent is being charged with felony assault and pepper.

I’ll be here all week.

— Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 (@alcappuccinoit.bsky.social) 2025-08-14T13:31:37.682Z

The guy who threw the Subway sandwich at the ICE agent is being charged with felony assault and pepper.

“Assault with a deli weapon”

Was it a club sandwich ?

He was bread for this moment.

I threw the sandwich 🥪, but I did not throw the salad!

There goes my hero... is what sandwich guy said at the throwing.

[ToxMarz]

22. A Salt with a Deadly Pepa

[2MuchNoise]

16. This is a funny thread no matter how you slice it.

[AllaN01Bear]

17. ohhh. ahhh.

[question everything]

18. A good one

[pattyloutwo]

19. DUers are so clever!

(And we’re not morans). Thanks for the giggles!

[surfered]

20. I've heard the expression : "A Grand Jury Could Indict a Ham Sandwich,"

..but not for throwing one

[Dem2theMax]

21. I swear, the wittiest people on the planet are on DU.

(I'm not good at puns.)
But I can give credit where credit is due.