What incapacitating event will take trump out of the WH?

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	TSF's steep mental declne wlll become more and more obvious and will no longer be able to be ignored by handlers and winger media.
	3 (18%)
	C'mon, trump's poor diet, as expected, will finally induce an incompacitating heart attack.
	0 (0%)
	The nearly 80-year-old will stroke out on the back nine of the MAL golf course and Melania won't give a damn enough to take over like Nancy Reagan did back in the day.
	1 (6%)
	Elon Musk's revenge. He leaks irrefutable video tapes of TSF's sexual abuse of teenage girls.
	2 (12%)
	Biden announced as Nobel Peace Prize winner and TSF keels over immediately.
	8 (47%)
	FBI Director Kash Patel, long thought to be incompetent, discovers a JD Vance-led plot to involk the 25the Amenddment with fake news against TSF.
	0 (0%)
	Other even more outrageous reason. Pls describe below in comment section.
	3 (18%)
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[Harold Shea]

1. Incapacitation

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3. Thanks, will edit.

[Botany]

2. His time is up for being above ground. Warning graphic image @ link

His favorite meal 2 Big Macs, 2 Filet of Fish Sandwiches, and a chocolate milk shake, He is grossly obese,
he has a catheter, they have to use the smaller stairs for him to get into Air Force 1, he does not exercise,
he already had some kind of heart and or stroke event in his 1st term, and somebody is going to release some
damning evidence on him and little girls or the pee pee tape.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:solu3emgjqhn65fkuczg6l6r/bafkreiacpqi5m5o3zyshf3a6xnktgeyk5vzdtzu72vibyxunplprd3644i@jpeg

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4. Let's get the real deal out there. This poll is mostly tongue in cheek.

[keep_left]

6. Anyone remember this?

https://democraticunderground.com/100220496710#post56

According to Corey Lewandowski, that was the standing dinner order for Trump when he was traveling. The Chapo Trap House podcast did a reading from Lewandowski's book that "spilled the tea", as the kids say, about Trump's horrifying diet.

(By the way, that's none other than RFK Jr in the picture, Mr. "Make America Healthy Again", with a full plate of Mickey D's and a 20-ounce bottle of Coke).

[Botany]

7. Is that Mike Johnson in the back?

May that diet do its work on all of them.

BTW Drugs and their users.

D. Trump Adderall and it used to be cocaine

D. Trump Jr. cocaine

Musk Ketamine and other drugs

RFK Jr. heroin

Mike Johnson likes to eat paste, and plays with himself in a bath tub of warm oatmeal,
as his wife spanks him and tells him he is a naughty boy. Some people say … Fox News.

[keep_left]

8. Yes, I believe so.

That's quite a photo, isn't it? I love the expression on RFK Jr's face...I wonder what he was thinking.

[yardwork]

9. He's thinking that he's going to make a whole lot of money.

[Botany]

11. RFK Jr.'s anti vaccine stance is from the millions of dollars he has gotten from a law firm that sues vaccine ....

…. manufactures.

[yardwork]

12. Of course. He's not a nice person.

[Botany]

15. I know a guy who clerked in the same law office as RFK Jr. ...I think it was Cy Vance's

Years ago and he said that he was always hung over, junked up, and smelled like shit he said if it wasn’t for
his name that he would have been fired right off.

Btw as somebody with a little biology background RFK Jr’s policy of stopping research w mRNA is madness.
They were working on the C-19 COVID virus to develop a vaccine that would attack any new strains of the virus
based on a morphological of the virus and to do that you have to work with and understand the COVID virus’
genetics which are in its RNA.

[yardwork]

17. I know. It's heartbreaking.

[yardwork]

10. That photo is fascinating to me.

Note that Trump has little jars of condiments (two mayo, two ketchup) while the others get those annoying little packets.

Two of them have no drinks in front of them. I suspect that's because they were drinking alcohol and didn't want it in the photo.

Little Johnson wasn't invited to the big kids table but he got in the photo.

[meadowlander]

13. Also Elon and RFK Jr have the exact same order as Trump. What are the odds he didn't even let them order themselves?

Is that what he forces everyone on the plane to eat or are they just sucking up?

[yardwork]

14. Makes sense. He ordered for them but they don't get bottled condiments.

Donny two-scoops gets more.

[keep_left]

21. It's been suggested that the condiment jars are due to Trump's...

...fear of poisoning. That may also have something to do with his prodigious intake of fast food. (No one knows who's placing the order, and the food must be prepped and served too quickly for there to be an opportunity to poison it).

[PBC_Democrat]

5. Old, Overweight, and Playing Golf in Florida in August Heart Attack

The downside is that this installs JD Vance as POTUS.
That gives him the nomination and a good start on the General Election.

He could tweak a few of Trump's unpopular policies and consolidate the Repub party.

We need to hope that Trump hangs on for the duration and limit our suffering.

The ultimate nightmare would be for Trump to fall over on Jan 21st 2026 -- that would give Vance two years plus two terms for a total of 10 years.

[jmowreader]

16. None of you ever saw Weekend at Bernie's, I take it

A Trump impersonator for appearances, a couple gallons of Allis-Chalmers Orange paint to get the right skin tone, some right-wing think tanks to generate "his" ideas, a good plate for the autopen, and you don't really NEED Donald Trump to run the country into the ground, do you?

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18. For whatever fake good he supplies, I agree he's easily replaceable.

[electric_blue68]

19. While it might (and maybe it's a stretch, still) be the first choice; the Biden one is Waaaay More Satisfying!!! 😄👍

[milestogo]

20. Good guy with a gun gets pissed off and takes a shot.