"They won't give me the Nobel Peace Prize because they only give it to liberals."

[milestogo]

Recently heard spewing from TSF.

[lame54]

1. He's ineligible after dismantling USAID

[SheltieLover]

2. ...

[Walleye]

3. Usually don't give it to people who start conflicts and inflict cruel and inhumane punishment

And he thinks it’s an award you get for solving one problem. Like an Emmy It’s a lifetime award.

[Ocelot II]

4. Liberals like Henry Kissinger?

Not that he deserved it either, and it was a huge embarrassment for the Nobel committee.

[oregonjen]

5. He has no concept of what peace means

[Irish_Dem]

6. Psychopath rapist traitor is a victim because

He doesn’t get a Nobel prize.

He should be glad he is not in a Supermax prison for life.

[Ping Tung]

7. Would he settle for another Trophy wife?

[usonian]

8. Is there a Nobel Prize for molestation?

Bath time at 4pm, everyone.

[dalton99a]

16. +1

[usonian]

17. I have thought of some other captions

but some could get me banned from DU.

[Diamond_Dog]

9. He has no concept of what it's all about.

He just wants another gold trophy for his ugly office.

[Blue Owl]

10. That's because so-called conservatives put profits before peace -- ALWAYS

[milestogo]

11. Conservatives are war profiteers.

[rickyhall]

12. No real conservatives.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

13. Obama was given one

THERE'S YOUR ANSWER to his childish demand for a Nobel.

[Demovictory9]

14. He is so needy

[Paladin]

15. Hey, trump: If that's the case, why don't you just shut the fuck up about it?

Too much to hope for, right? Hope he keeps whining about it for the rest of his miserable, pathetic, dangerous life.

[dalton99a]

18. NEXT: Trump demands to be declared a saint or "at least a living god"; threatens to excommunicate pope

[bif]

19. Go fuck yourself, ya pedophile!

[maxsolomon]

20. Get Rusher to withdraw from Ukraine's territory and pay reparations.

Hell, I'd say you deserved it then, and I hate every fiber of your being.