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Imagine Joe walking like this. (Original Post) edbermac Aug 2025 OP
Wow Emile Aug 2025 #1
Oh, Grim Reaper where art thou? Chasstev365 Aug 2025 #2
Hitting the celebratory vodka a little early? Buns_of_Fire Aug 2025 #3
He's a teetotaler. maxsolomon Aug 2025 #8
And I'm a virgin. PCIntern Aug 2025 #11
Maybe that's his problem. The Madcap Aug 2025 #18
T💩p likes pills and powder. OMGWTF Aug 2025 #20
Yeah, it doesn't have to be alcohol to Cha Aug 2025 #36
And a full diaper! Envirogal Aug 2025 #24
Putin's puppy is having a fear and submission urination Bozvotros Aug 2025 #46
So he says. The man lies like he breaths. n/t the nelm Aug 2025 #32
Krasnov say he never drinks and everyone believes that??? Come on now... tazcat Aug 2025 #40
He's been known as a teetotaler for decades. maxsolomon Aug 2025 #47
Maybe that's the reason for red carpet, to keep slob on course? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #4
Stay in his lane! usonian Aug 2025 #6
... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #10
Take your pick. usonian Aug 2025 #5
Yakety Sax is a great tune I'd forgotten about! SheltieLover Aug 2025 #12
Suits the steady and dignified walk. usonian Aug 2025 #14
Lol SheltieLover Aug 2025 #15
I'll bet that's as much fun to play... 3catwoman3 Aug 2025 #23
My Dad played the saxophone now and then. usonian Aug 2025 #37
last time i was at germanfest in milwaukee in the sheepshead tent, a polka band played a polka version pansypoo53219 Aug 2025 #28
Okay. I'm from Milwaukee, left in '73. BidenRocks Aug 2025 #33
NO SHEEPSHEAD. well, i have been vdeprived for several years. but i do play 5 handed sheeps like solitaire. pansypoo53219 Aug 2025 #38
I recall the skinny deck getting BidenRocks Aug 2025 #41
think usingers ships tom ca now. pansypoo53219 Aug 2025 #45
They say he drives, like he walks. No sense of direction m Emile Aug 2025 #7
It would be one thing if it were just the right wing media dsc Aug 2025 #9
Serpentine! Serpentine! swong19104 Aug 2025 #13
Lol edbermac Aug 2025 #17
I hear Yakkety Sax by The Cure lame54 Aug 2025 #16
You can tell he knows rugs make people trip Hornedfrog2000 Aug 2025 #19
His lifts were pinching. Sneederbunk Aug 2025 #21
Why can't he have a health problem while in a private meeting with Vlad LiberalArkie Aug 2025 #22
Like a Defenestration, you mean? BurnDoubt Aug 2025 #25
I would settle for puking on him. BidenRocks Aug 2025 #42
MAGA (dreamy-eyed): "Oh my god, what a manly projection of strength!!1!!" Beartracks Aug 2025 #26
LOL................ Lovie777 Aug 2025 #27
Waddler-in-Chief czarjak Aug 2025 #29
Wish he'd just wander off into the Alaskan wilderness Blue Owl Aug 2025 #30
Was he in Hegseth's liquor cabinet or what? Norbert Aug 2025 #31
Every LEO should have their cuffs out! BidenRocks Aug 2025 #34
He was walking around Epstein's ghost. chowder66 Aug 2025 #35
I remember President Biden markodochartaigh Aug 2025 #39
No need for alarm. GaYellowDawg Aug 2025 #43
It'd be more effective if played back at normal speed Oeditpus Rex Aug 2025 #44

maxsolomon

(39,138 posts)
8. He's a teetotaler.
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 07:52 PM
Aug 2025

Always has been.

But carrying that girth on lifts in dress shoes with swollen legs is hard.

The Madcap

(2,037 posts)
18. Maybe that's his problem.
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 08:16 PM
Aug 2025

Not much of a fun-lover from what I hear.

Except for Epstein....

Cha

(320,633 posts)
36. Yeah, it doesn't have to be alcohol to
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 09:12 PM
Aug 2025

make him like that... there's Adderall & whatever else pills he pops.

And, they Add up over the Decades.

Bozvotros

(963 posts)
46. Putin's puppy is having a fear and submission urination
Sat Aug 16, 2025, 03:52 PM
Aug 2025

at the thought of seeing his master and having to look at those pictures again.

maxsolomon

(39,138 posts)
47. He's been known as a teetotaler for decades.
Mon Aug 18, 2025, 11:55 AM
Aug 2025

I'm not asserting something new.

As others have said, he pops diet pills.

usonian

(26,596 posts)
5. Take your pick.
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 07:38 PM
Aug 2025

Oh, if I could have orchestrated it!!

Boots Randolph.



Dueling Saxophones.

usonian

(26,596 posts)
37. My Dad played the saxophone now and then.
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 09:19 PM
Aug 2025

He encouraged me to play the piano, big win over time, and my brother the accordion, which he hated.

I took the baby grand to the west coast with me, and bro stayed near home and has the sax and squeeze boxes. In his attic.

He never mentioned playing duos. Loved big bands. I went classical, though I collected 20th century songs, mostly from musicals.

I used to be puzzled when Elaine Benes recognized a jazz piece "that her Dad played often". Now, I'm more familiar with 20th century tunes, though the musicals they came from can be surprising.

I did find a piano version of Yakety Sax but it really, really wants a sax.

I don't have the video skills to match it to the Emperor's march. Maybe someone will.

pansypoo53219

(23,175 posts)
28. last time i was at germanfest in milwaukee in the sheepshead tent, a polka band played a polka version
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 08:37 PM
Aug 2025

and a old guy about 65 started a full on jiggy dance.

BidenRocks

(3,498 posts)
33. Okay. I'm from Milwaukee, left in '73.
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 08:52 PM
Aug 2025

70 and haven't played Sheepshead since high school.
I'm also German and last did the polka after a Packers game in GB.

Your post brought back a lot of memories. Thanks!

pansypoo53219

(23,175 posts)
38. NO SHEEPSHEAD. well, i have been vdeprived for several years. but i do play 5 handed sheeps like solitaire.
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 09:19 PM
Aug 2025

i discovered jd version in florida + i picked it up quick. i miss yahoo!games. i loved playing jd ender tables. sheeps on crack. last person has to pick. i also got the holy grail on yahoo. i won a leaster w/ 120 points. also 0 points.
was playing jd enders + i had a great partner hand. that was a sweet win. also won w 4 trump + jd(booboo pick. highest jc or sp.

also played w/ den paul wellstone.

BidenRocks

(3,498 posts)
41. I recall the skinny deck getting
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 09:56 PM
Aug 2025

really limpy after living in our back pockets.
Many things I can't get in Ca.
Cheese curds, Nolecheks brats or a free G Webb hamburger!

dsc

(53,445 posts)
9. It would be one thing if it were just the right wing media
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 07:55 PM
Aug 2025

but it was all media that told us Biden was old on a 24/7 repeating loop while this video is ignored by them.

 

Hornedfrog2000

(866 posts)
19. You can tell he knows rugs make people trip
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 08:18 PM
Aug 2025

It is well known in the medical community rugs are a serious hazard. Id bet a lot of money he has fallen on a rug before. Which a lot of older folks do.

Blue Owl

(59,628 posts)
30. Wish he'd just wander off into the Alaskan wilderness
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 08:49 PM
Aug 2025

Never to return, and never to be seen again

BidenRocks

(3,498 posts)
34. Every LEO should have their cuffs out!
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 08:55 PM
Aug 2025

Can't walk right and sure as hell can't talk right.

They are deporting better people for less!

markodochartaigh

(5,545 posts)
39. I remember President Biden
Fri Aug 15, 2025, 09:35 PM
Aug 2025

being the first president to walk a picket line, not that he got any credit for it. I'm still convinced that much of the vitriolic hate that our oiligarchs have for President Biden is because he was the president most supportive of labor since President Kennedy.

 

Oeditpus Rex

(43,094 posts)
44. It'd be more effective if played back at normal speed
Sat Aug 16, 2025, 02:09 AM
Aug 2025

This way, it looks like the end of "The Benny Hill Show," and everybody knew that was faked for comedic effect.

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