U.S. senator from Oklahoma: "President Trump - possibly the greatest president of all time, definitely of our lifetime."

[red dog 1]

[dalton99a]

1. Definitely a close second to Jesus

[msongs]

6. to millions of american xtians he is better than jesus nt

[BOSSHOG]

2. DAAAAAAMN

Was markwayne on jeffepstein isle? Does dontrump have markwayne compramat? Or is markwayne organically fetidmateral?

[red dog 1]

5. He's the junior senator from Oklahoma.

How could this butt-kissing moron win a Senate seat even in a deeply red state like Oklahoma?

[pfitz59]

3. this guy is an infamous ass kisser

and a horrible human.

[underpants]

4. All Hail Dear Leader 🙄

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. It's actually Markwaynebubbajoecletusbillybob, but that's too long to fit on a business card. nt

[hatrack]

8. The Big Tough Guy who's all a-skeered of them black people in DC?!?!?

That Markwaynerufusbillybobcletusbubba?

[B.See]

9. Remember: According to batshit Bizarro-world

MAGA logic, the worst of anything is actually the best.

[spanone]

10. This clown is dumber than dog shit.

[LudwigPastorius]

11. Send that good old boy a case of ChapStick.

His lips are going to get mighty dried out kissing all that ass.

[Silent Type]

12. Today was a historical event. I was proud to watch history. But trump failed in all respects.

[Aristus]

13. Oh look; a monkey screeched.

Give it a banana.

[GaYellowDawg]

14. I've never understood it.

They can't just compliment him. Can't just say they think he's great. It's always "greatest president of our times" or "greatest president of anyone's lifetime" or "greatest president ever." Hyperbole sounds like too tame a word. They really do sound like captive North Koreans.

[struggle4progress]

15. Sounds like the dude's legs may not go all the way down to the ground

and his tongue isn't well-connected to his brain