Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Suffocated by Putin?

Collapsed into a heap of orange shit during a disastrous post-meeting presser?

Fell out of a window on the flight back to DC?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Fatal fall of edge of flat earth when he wandered off his red carpet?

In a rare moment of clarity, slob realizes how humiliating his meeting with pootin was & strokes out?

Popped an aneurism over Newsom's trolling messages, directly making fun of him?

Fed up, Mother Nature issued a recall, with an apology to the entire universe?

Hope springs eternal...

[Emile]

5. LOL 😂

[surfered]

10. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature

[SheltieLover]

33. No it isn't & she always wins!

[Oopsie Daisy]

2. Tripped, fell, and busted his head open while shuffling back and forth on a red carpet?

[Sneederbunk]

30. Wouldn't pass a field sobriety test if his life depended on it.

[malaise]

3. No but

that abysmal performance yesterday won’t remove bestie Jeffrey from the headlines😀

[Emile]

4. When he realized people were openly laughing at his stupid

meeting with a wanted man, he dies from a stroke.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. I keep hoping

Link to tweet

[Marcuse]

7. Boys in the newsroom got a running bet.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Zombie Nelson Mandella rips off his head, throws it in the trash and spits down his turkey neck.

A full Nelson.

[surfered]

9. Hope springs eternal

[SheltieLover]

34. Love the kitty mug!

[2MuchNoise]

11. Death by a thousand cold cuts.

[Dem2theMax]

12. Would that have anything to do with a sub sandwich?

[twodogsbarking]

13. Pummeled with a large stick of salami.

[Dem2theMax]

14. I'm good with that.

[2MuchNoise]

19. Yep.

[SheltieLover]

35. Bazinga!

Good one!

[Moostache]

15. Not yet...soon I hope every day.

Soon.

[Wicked Blue]

16. A droplet of thallium

administered by his pal Putin

[LymphocyteLover]

22. for once, something from Putin we could be grateful for, but probably Dump is way too useful

for Putin to kill off

[no_hypocrisy]

17. Richard Cory

[Verse 1]
They say that Richard Cory owns
One half of this whole town
With political connections
To spread his wealth around
Born into society
A banker's only child
He had everything a man could want
Power, grace and style

[Chorus]
But I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be
Oh, I wish that I could be
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory

[Verse 2]
The papers print his picture
Almost everywhere he goes
Richard Cory at the opera
Richard Cory at a show
And the rumor of his party
And the orgies on his yacht
Oh, he surely must be happy
With everything he's got

[Chorus]
But I, I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be
Oh, I wish that I could be
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory

[Verse 3]
He freely gave to charity
He had the common touch
And they were grateful for his patronage
And they thanked him very much
So my mind was filled with wonder
When the evening headlines read
"Richard Cory went home last night
And put a bullet through his head"

[Chorus]
But I, I work in his factory
And I curse the life I'm living
And I curse my poverty
And I wish that I could be
Oh, I wish that I could be
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory

&list=RDdgMZNJ8VD80&start_radio=1

[twodogsbarking]

29. Album is in storage. Miss the songs that are never on the oldies stations. Enough of Bob Seeger already.

I like the guy but good grief.

[Blue Owl]

18. Flight plunged into a Canadian wildfire on the way back from Alaska

[Dem2theMax]

20. Oh dear.

No one raked the forests.

[Farmer-Rick]

21. Where are the homicidal maniacs

When you need them?

[twodogsbarking]

28. Working at mar a lardo?

Hopefully.

[LymphocyteLover]

23. autoerotic asphyxiation later on at the WH, while dreaming of his lover Putin?

[Seinan Sensei]

24. Hit by a satellite

One that he ordered down from the sky

[MiHale]

25. Choked on Putin's wad...

I hate this guy.

[underpants]

26. No but he (3rd time) doesn't know that Alaska is part of the US

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[Ocelot II]

27. Did he think he was in Russia that whole time?

Fuck me...

[RandomNumbers]

31. Maybe he is foreshadowing his plan

to further commit treason to the US while fellating the dictator who truly owns his loyalty.

[hlthe2b]

32. Not orange, but good practice!

[SheltieLover]

36. Good pupper!

[republianmushroom]

37. Not last night, sigh, to bad.

But, We are a day closer and it will happen.

[ShazzieB]

38. I can't think of anything clever to say today, so I'll just leave this here.

[Gimpyknee]

39. Nope