Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shot and killed during an attempt to steal a Nobel Prize?

Stabbed by every European leader during the Zelenskyy meeting?

Dropped dead because oh, by the way, he's all over the Epstein files?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Blue Owl]

1. Driven to suicide by Team Newsom's expert trolling?

[Sneederbunk]

2. Lost his balance while kicking a golf ball.

[MiHale]

3. Putin won't let him die...

He like to play with him.

[hlthe2b]

4. "No, still? Damn it!"

[Celerity]

5. fuck that fat orange fuck

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. I share this dream

[surfered]

7. Not yet, but Putin acts like he smells like it

[niyad]

11. Is this real?

[surfered]

14. I don't know. Found in Facebook

[Blue Full Moon]

24. Funny

[2MuchNoise]

23. Two monsters in the beast.

[jls4561]

8. Died of fright when confronted with a Subway sandwich without ketchup?

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. Soon, we hope.🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

17. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[txwhitedove]

42. Started a new morning ritual by asking Alexa. She said "Donald Trump is still alive. He is 79

years old." Let's all ask Alexa, Siri, whomever. She wouldn't commit to say she hates Rump cause she's not allowed to state a political preference. Damn it.

[underpants]

10. It would appear that his BB in a beer can of a brain 🧠 is

[malaise]

13. No but

He will wish he were when Zelensky and his European allies land tomorrow

[SheltieLover]

16. No, but not for lack of the world wishing for him to be put out of our misery.

[Blue Owl]

18. ...

[louis-t]

19. Was it 'Family Guy' that had Melania at the top of the

stairs to a plane saying "Eef you keel him, I sex you!"? Thought I was gonna die.

[2MuchNoise]

20. Well, I got nothin' today.

Just croak you miserable wretch!

[mvd]

21. Carried away by rising prices?

K&R for the daily hope

[Geechie]

22. Killed by falling slave ship:

https://www.facebook.com/1166920613/posts/10218043794424207/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v]

First thing I thought of when I saw this.

[Orrex]

25. That artwork should have its own thread.

[Geechie]

28. For sure. I could never get the hang of posting images.

To quote the BeeGees, "somebody help me yeahhhhh"

[Donkees]

39. Photo:

https://www.studiointernational.com/toni-scott-video-interview-dna-bloodlines-and-the-family-of-mankind-dame-jillian-sackler-international-artists-exhibition-program-beijing

[Geechie]

45. Thank you!

Donkees make it better.

[niyad]

29. Incredible. Thank you for sharing!

[malaise]

36. THIS

Rec

[surfered]

41. That ship is beautiful

[Ocelot II]

26. No, and why the hell not?

[jls4561]

27. In an effort to distract from the show of solidarity for President Zelenskyy by European leaders,

KKKarloline Leave-it announced from the WH press podium that the newly created Nobel for cheap, tacky tat would be awarded to FAT Donnie from Queens.
The current squatter in the people’s house then declared “I can die happy!”

And did.

Meanwhile, near the house where the monster was raised…

Mr. Fredrick Aloysius Theobold Donny gave an interview to the local press. “Who knew that all the years of keeping the prizes from the Dave and Buster’s claw machine would result would result in this honor?” His wife, Molly, while looking forward to the upcoming Swedish trip, was less than enthusiastic. “Now he’ll never clean all that junk out of the garage”, she despaired.

Ms. Leave-it, when informed of her error, merely said “Oops! Who cares? I’m taking these lovely lips to Fox.” However, in her haste to flee the most despicable administration in history, she failed to read the contract and found she was now a contestant on the new Fox reality series “Who wants to French kiss a frozen mailbox?”

[malaise]

37. Nicely played

Rec

[GopherGal]

38. "Who wants to French kiss a frozen mailbox?" LOL

To be filmed next January in International Falls, MN
It will be a close call to see if it pains the MAGAt more to be in Tim Walz's state or to be a stone's throw from Canada.


Also, her name is giving me an ear worm:

?si=W3KkPIH_3YKQgBzC]

[Gimpyknee]

30. Nope

[republianmushroom]

31. Not yet, damn.

Another day closer to the big party.

[Mblaze]

32. Dropped dead because oh, by the way, he's all over the Epstein files?

His body is covered in Epstein flies.

[CaptainTruth]

33. Today's meme

[alterfurz]

47. "Donald Trump is so nuts...

...sometimes we forget how racist he is, and so racist, sometimes we forget how sexist he is, and so sexist, sometimes we forget how stupid he is, and so stupid, sometimes we forget how evil he is, and so evil, sometimes we forget how corrupt he is, and so corrupt, sometimes we forget how incompetent he is, and so incompetent, sometimes we forget how nuts he is". -- @JoJoFromJerz (substack)

[Aviation Pro]

34. Unalived by a phalanx of pipe hitting Europeans

Good luck with that shit, you fucking pedophile.

[Warpy]

35. His tie finally realized its unique opportunity and strangled him

Melania got tired of waiting to be a rich widow and stabbed him to death with 5 inch stiletto heels.

On his reciprocal visit to Moscow, was so eager to applaud Putin and salute the Russian Army that he stepped out of the chopper while it was 30 feet up. The Russians just sopped up the mess with the red carpet he'd insisted on and announced the talks as the most productive yet.

[QED]

40. Overwhelm him with mashed potatoes. Seriously. We should send him these...

but he'd probably never know about it, sadly.

[niyad]

43. Now why would you waste good potatoes in that way?

[QED]

44. Do you know the story of F47 and mashed potatoes?

[niyad]

46. Yes, of course! Understood now!