The ketchup is flying with the ferocity of hurricane winds

[CatWoman]

Trump Wakes Up Angry, Attacks ‘FAKE NEWS’ and Promises ‘BIG PROGRESS on Russia

President Donald Trump appeared to wake up on the wrong side of the bed Sunday morning, trashing the “FAKE NEWS” media for their reporting on Friday’s Alaska summit with Russian strongman Vladimir Putin.

“It’s incredible how the Fake News violently distorts the TRUTH when it comes to me. There is NOTHING I can say or do that would lead them to write or report honestly about me,” Trump posted on Truth Social. “I had a great meeting in Alaska on Biden’s stupid War, a war that should have never happened!!!”

Minutes later, he posted:

If I got Russia to give up Moscow as part of the Deal, the Fake News, and their PARTNER, the Radical Left Democrats, would say I made a terrible mistake and a very bad deal. That’s why they are the FAKE NEWS! Also, they should talk about the 6 WARS, etc., I JUST STOPPED!!! MAGA

In a third post, he said: “BIG PROGRESS ON RUSSIA. STAY TUNED! President DJT.”

The social media posts came ahead of Trump’s Monday sit-down with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky at the White House.


https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-wakes-up-angry-attacks-fake-news-and-promises-big-progress-on-russia/

[dalton99a]

1. "Next time I'll swallow"

[SWBTATTReg]

2. I ignore every sentence this idiot mumbles. Don't even read it when others put his statements up.

[taxi]

3. If I got Russia to give up Moscow as part of the deal in taking over Washington DC the left would say I made a bad deal.

Big progress on Russia. Stay tuned. His Excellency has indicated an interest in this if we throw in Alaska.

[hildegaard28]

30. Lol

He can't even get Russia to give up the territory it stole from Ukraine. Why does he think anyone would buy a hypothetical scenario in which he actually gets Russia to give up Moscow? Really sad when dementia cases start to believe their own lies.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

4. The ketchup alert status has been raised to KETCHCON 1!

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[underpants]

7. 🤣

The dummit

[Ilsa]

22. Trump's dedicated dispenser:

1.5 gallons.

[electric_blue68]

32. "Indictment Size!" Baaahahahaaaaaa! TY!

[Harker]

5. All indications are that he's about to do something stupid.

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More stupid than usual, I mean.

[underpants]

6. The dummit

[electric_blue68]

33. I've got to find this and keep the vid.

Just think it's so funny!
Poor ketchup bottles! run. Run, RUN!!!

We need all the silliness we can get!

[EarlG]

8. Ah yes, Biden's stupid war

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So Trump has American troops on their hands and knees rolling out a red carpet for His Excellency President Vladimir Putin of Russia, while Trump scratches his head wondering how to end “Biden’s stupid war…”

…and then wonders why everyone thinks he’s lost his mind.

[KS Toronado]

27. Be nice if we had some journalists

that would ask him how he came to the conclusion that it's "Biden’s stupid War"

[usonian]

9. Did Biden send US troops to fight in the streets of America? No., Ukraine? No.

I guess he forgot about Obama for a whole day.

And that prize? He's got all day Sunday to bitch about that.

[Clouds Passing]

10. He's pissed because Zelensky is getting backup.

[Layzeebeaver]

11. Meanwhile... EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN...

oh and...

EPSTEIN!

[AllaN01Bear]

15. and epstien.

[2MuchNoise]

16. Don't forget epstein.

[AllaN01Bear]

18. and lest we not forget epstin.:)

[Hornedfrog2000]

12. NOW EXCUSE ME

I NEED TO PACK MY THINGS AND CAN ONLY CARRY SO MUCH WITH TINY HANDS. I AM RELOCATING OUT OF THE WHITEHOUSE, AND AT THE SAME TIME BEING A GREAT HOST TO PUTIN AND LETTING HIM STAY HERE, IN YOUR WISE LEADERS BED, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!! THE FAKE MEDIA WILL HAVE YOU BELIEVE PUTIN IS LIVING HERE FOREVER, BUT THEY ARE JUST SICK!!! YOUR LEADER IS SO WISE AND KIND.

[electric_blue68]

34. You forgot something in a parenthesis or two! Otherwise 😄

[oswaldactedalone]

13. We didn't get a

“Thank you for attention to this matter,” at the end? Something Yuuuge must be coming up.

[Buddyzbuddy]

14. What? No thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Layzeebeaver]

20. yea, I kind of miss that one.

I guess i'm not to worry. Once his tiny fingers make it back to base, "AI trump" will retake control. Problem is it also has tiny vulgarian fingers.

[2MuchNoise]

17. He stopped 6 wars?

[MoseShrute]

31. Can he even name 6 wars?

[Grokenstein]

19. Cry harder, crybaby.

That little pervert went wee wee wee (in his pants) all the way home.

[Ilsa]

21. Friday, MSNBC reported that Hilary Clinton,

other democrats, and even tv pundits said they'd nominate trump for the NPP themselves if he could accomplish cessation of hostilities, restoration of most of Ukraine's land, protection for Ukraine through NATO, and some other goals that point to a lasting peace.

Linatic trump has to play the victim card!

[surfered]

23. Um..

[electric_blue68]

35. Hahaha! Yay, Ann T! And TY

[poli-junkie]

24. Hey Donnie! We know you & Vlad are

up to no good. We’ve got your number asshole!

[Emile]

25. Biden's war, wtf. Trump sounds like a traitor.

[Justice matters.]

26. Yep. In the little convicted pedophile mind Biden invaded Ukraine...

Killed thousands of civilians, including pregnant women in nursery wards, and abducted thousands of children then illegally moved them into Russia.

He promised to end it in 24 hours on first thing in office on January 21.

Still waiting (of course).

War-criminal vlad probably told him in private he's got all the Epstein tapes in full color... and that was the end of planned meal right there...

[Blue Owl]

28. Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

It’s really getting to him — time for a beautiful coronary EXPLOSION!

[spanone]

29. Suck it, trmp.