Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Got lost while returning to the US from Alaska?

Fatal cankle blowout while slowly, oh so slowly ascending the steps to Air Force One?

Stroked out while trying to distract the world from his yuge presence in the Epstein files?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Ocelot II]

1. No, and why the Kentucky-fried freaking hell not?!?

[Donkees]

2. Nyet. Is still a jerk, a stooge, a lackey, a toady of American imperialism!

[twodogsbarking]

14. Music, it needs music.

[Jilly_in_VA]

35. More cowbell!

and a tympani or two, for good matter.

[Donkees]

38. The Red Army Choir Alexandrov - Kalinka

[twodogsbarking]

40. It looks like a scene from a Mel Brooks movie. Thanks.

[Donkees]

37. Kalinka

[twodogsbarking]

39. No I know why I post stupid things. To get smart things thrown back at me. Maybe I'm not stupid. Thanks

[twodogsbarking]

22. Who is the guy in the back laughing? Priceless.

[surfered]

3. Attempting to play a golf shot near a water hazard

There’s a reason they call it a hazard.

[3auld6phart]

18. Ohh

Love it there won’t be ay long lines wait in to defecate and piss on his grave.. :clap

[IronLionZion]

23. Trying to prove to Uncle Vlad how tough he is, dives in

[Moostache]

30. Like he would actually play from the hazard?

He has lackeys on the course to kick his ball free of bad lies and hazards already!!!

It would be glorious though to see him eaten alive by an apex predator... ah, the visuals are a kind of meditative bliss!

[malaise]

4. No but just you wait

Those other documents are coming
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/17/ghislaine-maxwell-transcripts-epstein-trump

[SheltieLover]

5. Sadly no, but each breath gets him closer...

[Dulcinea]

43. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death...

-- Pink Floyd, "Time"

[SheltieLover]

44. Gotta love Floyd!

[surfered]

6. Getting so tired of waiting and waiting...

[SheltieLover]

10. No kidding!

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Wearing out soles tapping foot...

[58Sunliner]

7. Still an international embarrassment and source of dismay.

[hlthe2b]

8. "Fatal shock resulting from hearing an enormous angry chorus--led by me: YOU LIE!"

[malaise]

13. Hehehe

😀

[Blue Owl]

9. Waiting is torturous

[3auld6phart]

19. Takng

Far too long.

[MiHale]

11. He's so evil an despicable...

Satan is afraid of him taking over Hell if he dies.

God already admits he’s his only mistake…God doesn’t want him.

Beyond belief there may be a ‘comet’ that could turn out to be an alien starship…could be our last hope…that they take him for research purposes.

[ShazzieB]

36. Not sure how I feel about the alien starship theory.

I mean, what if they clone him and send back a new, younger and healthier version of him?

I think I'd rather see him die right here on Planet Earth, preferably with as many witnesses as possible!

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

20. And when it finally happens, we'll all celebrate like Lucy.

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

27. For sure!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

26. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Moostache]

29. His refusal to croak is costing me a lot in ice money... staying chilled and ready is rough work. (n/t)

[NNadir]

15. Froze to death under the cold glare of all the leaders of the Western World...

...identifying him as Putin's fan boy?

[twodogsbarking]

16. Large wooden stake through the heart by way of the butt hole.

[niyad]

17. I scared my kittie!

[JanLip]

34. Good one

LOL 😂

[twodogsbarking]

21. It took me less than a minute to write this. I am better when I am moving. Sundance Kid.

When morning comes and there is dew on the grass
I read DU to see if he did pass
When I find it not so
I know in time he will go
And we will be rid of his sorry ass.

[Marcuse]

24. "What kept you? The boys in the newsroom had a running bet."

[txwhitedove]

25. New morning routine. This time i asked Alexa, "Is HE dead yet?" She talked about Charlie Sheen

still alive. Had to ask specifically about Donald Trump. He's still alive, 79 years old. Damn it.

[Moostache]

28. Sadly, the blessed day has not yet arrived...

But there are still 12 and 1/2 hours left as I write!
Maybe he will still stroke out and be found dead on the toilet before the end of the day... one has to hold on to hope these days!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

31. If there really is a God... Give us a sign.

[SheltieLover]

45. Love it!

[BidenRocks]

32. He may be physically alive

But chump is dead and decaying on the inside

[Blue Owl]

33. He could fog a mirror, but I wouldn't say he's alive

[republianmushroom]

41. Not yet ? Damn, lets get this over with.

Don't care how, there are many reasons why. Just get it done.

[ShazzieB]

42. Every day I wake up hoping for good news.

And every day (so far) I am disappointed.

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