The Borowitz Report-Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska

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Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska
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— Lisa Engelman (@lisaengelman.bsky.social) 2025-08-18T13:05:10.930Z

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ANCHORAGE (The Borowitz Report)—Sarah Palin’s tenure as the dumbest person to set foot in the state of Alaska came to an abrupt end on Friday.

Speaking to reporters, the former governor was philosophical about losing her crown of idiocy, declaring, “I had a good run.”

Watching the newly-minted king of stupid ramble incoherently at a press conference in Anchorage, Palin observed, “Whoa—now there’s a moron!”

As for how he clinched the title, Palin opined, “Even I know the difference between Alaska and Russia.”

[underpants]

1. 🤣 The Dummit

[yellowcanine]

2. Sarah still makes a better word salad, though.

[lastlib]

3. Hers is word salad---his

is verbal vomit.
Much nastier.

[Wednesdays]

9. It's long gone now, but back in 2008

there was an online "Sarah Palin speech generator." It stitched together a bunch of unrelated phrases, and so it read very much like something Palin would say.

[Omnipresent]

4. She can be the Queen, and trump can be the King of dumb shits!

[Paladin]

5. Love it. (nt)

[twodogsbarking]

6. She may have been the one that got Obama elected.

[mobeau69]

7. Steve Schmidt's call from Alaska to McCain headquarters is classic!

“We got a problem.”

[twodogsbarking]

8. My son bought me a Sarah Palin mug as a gag gift. Bought me my last two computers too.

[Denvermosaic]

10. Bill Maher joked, she returned an Ipad she got as a gift because it was not absorbant enough.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. K&R