TSF seems to want an award or prize very badly. What should we give him?

[milestogo]

WORST PRESIDENT EVER

[tinrobot]

1. Hand him a No Bell prize

Since nobody wants to "ring his bell"

[milestogo]

5. groan

[rsdsharp]

22. He actually spells it Noble. He'll never know the difference.

[milestogo]

24. Then lets award him some noble gases.

I guarantee he will have no idea what we are talking about.

[rsdsharp]

44. He's full of ignoble gases. 🦠

[milestogo]

46. I suspect that is true.

[Attilatheblond]

2. The Golden Asshole

[SheltieLover]

3. 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[surfered]

15. He's already got those in his diaper. Putin can attest.

[SheltieLover]

19. Yes, but does the beast really have clear windows?

Guessing not.

Still funny thou! Thx for sharing!

[Greywing]

4. The Boot

[FalloutShelter]

6. How 'bout ...

We drive up in a golden trailer, roll out a red carpet and tell him the prize is inside, then we close the trailer and drive him to the dump?

[milestogo]

8. Or to the edge of a canyon...

[sop]

7. The German Order (Deutscher Orden)

Personally designed by Hitler, it was the highest award that could be bestowed upon an individual by the Nazi Party for "duties of the highest order to the state and party."

[ProudMNDemocrat]

9. The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate

Oh lookie, TACO? It's GOLD! Your favorite color!

[surfered]

14. That brings back memories like The Maltese Bippy

[ProudMNDemocrat]

16. I watched Rowan & Martin's LAUGH-IN on Monday nights.

[surfered]

20. Me too

But that was so long ago, I couldn't remember which night.

God, we're old.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

33. I was 16 in 1968.

Saw Bobby Kennedy the day before he was assassinated in LA the next night.

[surfered]

41. We've seen a lot

[Xavier Breath]

10. The other day I went through a Burger King drive-thru and was offered a crown, which I turned down.

If I'd only thought f it I could have donated it to him.

[FSogol]

11. Worst Place!

[EYESORE 9001]

12. I have it on good authority that he is in line to receive a very special award very soon

Here’s the master of ceremonies. Rump has to bend over to get his just award.

[surfered]

13. Narcissistic Sociopath of the Year or The Nobel Sleaze Prize

[eppur_se_muova]

17. Ig Nobel Prize in Economics, for proving yet again that tariffs suck ...

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The Igs are a real thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ig_Nobel_Prize

[muriel_volestrangler]

25. He already has one for "medical education"

jointly with various other world politicians "for using the Covid-19 viral pandemic to teach the world that politicians can have a more immediate effect on life and death than scientists and doctors can."

https://improbable.com/2020/12/11/ig-nobel-prize-winner-trump-teaches-a-new-lesson/

[eppur_se_muova]

36. RFKJ should be next for that one. nt

[Tommy Carcetti]

18. The Noble Prize:

See:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220424717

[Captain Zero]

21. Scumbag of the Year Award

He will probably be able to repeat it next year too

[MineralMan]

23. The Ignoble Prize for Idiocracy

It has a medal of a pile of dog crap on an orange ribbon.

[ananda]

26. A monopoly card: Go to Jail, Do not Pass Go

...

[niyad]

27. Anything, as long as it is posthumous.

[Initech]

28. The C. Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.

[cayugafalls]

29. Darwin Award for mistaking a golf ball for powdered sugar donut hole.

The image of a squirming orange blob flopping like a fish out of water seems comforting to me.

I can dream...

[PJMcK]

30. Give him the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRU3LoybZ9Y6loLVkptjpU9qI22Ke12HMiDB35cE8mE6t65fwTbG-sWPEAwsF6BFKhQ7ytshSIsZddeYufAsX1iy0J90CqjVyR3TS7V0gMZoQ


(Laugh-In reference)

[usonian]

31. Best Body Double

[usonian]

32. Best Candidate to make all your wildest dreams come true.

[EdmondDantes_]

34. Is there an equivalent of a Raspberry for the worst movies?

[usonian]

35. Biggest contributor to the Gross National Product

[Jilly_in_VA]

37. The enamel chamber pot (aka thunder mug)

for being the biggest POS president ever!

[jmowreader]

38. Douchebag of the Year

Either that or twenty to life.

[aocommunalpunch]

39. An obituary. n/t

[somethingshiny]

40. A huge box full of awards and medals

I'd like to see his reaction if European leaders show up for today's meeting and present him, straight-faced, with dozens of shiny gold plastic medals and awards engraved with sarcastic phrases like "Greatest Person in the Whole Wide World", "World's Most Wonderful Person", etc. And a shiny plastic medal reading "Noble Prize Winner".

[Johonny]

42. Russian whore of the year

The all anal addition

[Iggo]

43. Give him a No Prize. Or maybe a Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate.

[Duncan Grant]

45. The Jim Jones Humanitarian Peace Prize.

Perfect for the pied-piper of spiteful imbeciles.

[PufPuf23]

47. A metal pair of bracelets joined behind his back as he is taken into custody. nt