Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally out-classed by Zelenskyy and every European leader at the summit?

Tweeted to a pulp by Newsom and his team?

Lethal overdose of Putin's feces?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[2naSalit]

1. Sadly, no....

Can't happen soon enough.

[SheltieLover]

2. Sadly no, but another day closer.

[surfered]

3. Another day, another disaster...

[SheltieLover]

23. One can hope!

Good one!

[malaise]

4. No but

Bestie Jeffrey is not going away - the entire trove is going to spill out

https://www.msnbc.com/the-last-word/watch/rep-garcia-it-s-time-to-end-the-white-house-cover-up-of-jeffrey-epstein-245250629750

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

24. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[hlthe2b]

6. "Hey, Orange 'blobby' one..."

[SocialDemocrat61]

7. Stabbed in his sleep

By Zelensky and each of the European leaders who came with him.

[Dulcinea]

15. Et tu, Volodymyr? nt

[ShazzieB]

20. Oh, I like this one!

It's right out of Agatha Christie/Murder on the Orient Express!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

8. Here is hoping for this reunion to occur as soon as possible

[SheltieLover]

25. And I hope he rakes malaria maxwell & pee wee german with him!

[58Sunliner]

9. STILL an international embarrassment and source of gross dismay.

Did anyone see the video of Putin's leg jerks? They say he had an exoskeleton on to support his legs. It looks like he has Parkinson's.

Link to tweet

[niyad]

14. Trouble is, if/when vladdy stops polluting our world, how would we know?

[58Sunliner]

18. Public death or NATO intelligence?

[ShazzieB]

21. Definitely some tension there!

I don't subscribe to the "body double" theory, BTW. Not because someone couldn't be made to look like him, but because there's no way to replicate those cold, dead, snakelike eyes.

Putin IS a snake in human form, and every bit as cold-blooded as any other reptile. I say this as a person who likes snakes, AS snakes; I just don't like to see them impersonating humans.

[58Sunliner]

27. "no way to replicate those cold, dead, snakelike eyes."

I think he has the quintessential stare of a psychopath contemplating how to murder more people. I don't know if he has body doubles, but this one looked like Putin.

[txwhitedove]

10. Checked again. Alexa says he's still alive. Damn it.

[twodogsbarking]

11. Like a hunk of orange furry cheese forgotten in the back of the refrigerator and long past its expiration date he gets

thrown in the trash.

[Aviation Pro]

12. Killed by the Macron Death Stare

I wasn't in the room and that Frenchman frightened me.

[2MuchNoise]

13. Erased by FBI personnel just like his name from the epstein files.

"Tweeted to a pulp". I love it!

[republianmushroom]

16. Didn't die last night, damn, maybe today, hopefully.

Don't care why just that it gets done.

[BWdem4life]

17. No, but maybe

If we get 100 recs instead of 50-something he might just do it for us.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. Came down with sepsis after repeatedly kissing Putin's ass

[ShazzieB]

22. Another day, another disappointment.

[jls4561]

26. Served radioactive Walmart shrimp ar Merde-a-Lardo.

While unable to consume the shrimp himself (fingers too tiny to peel it), the combined glow of other guests at the omelette bar the next morning affected him.

Although the orange glow was initially dismissed, and the lost hair clogging the drains was thought to be shredded documents from the first administration that he could no longer sell, eventually the poison got to him.

Unable to dispose of the radioactive waste because his EPA had closed the facility, the family scattered his ashes over his various
Whorehouses resorts and golf courses.

When several linksmen began to complain of radiation sickness, Don Jr took to Truth Social (oxymoron) to proclaim a fabulous new marketing strategy:

Glow in the dark golf! Only dad could combine the thrill of cheating on the ninth hole with the death toll of Covid! Brilliant!