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LetMyPeopleVote

(182,112 posts)
Tue Aug 19, 2025, 09:33 AM Aug 2025

Trump jokes ending war in Ukraine boosts his odds to get into heaven

trump appears to be worried

"Trump jokes ending war in Ukraine boosts his odds to get into heaven"

He must be in "final stage"

thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Sergeant Swamp💙 (@1toughguy2.bsky.social) 2025-08-19T13:27:40.500Z

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5459111-trump-jokes-heaven-ukraine/

President Trump on Tuesday quipped that bringing an end to the war between Russia and Ukraine would help him get into heaven, joking that he heard he’s “at the bottom of the totem pole.”

Trump called into “Fox & Friends” following a meeting a day earlier at the White House with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and seven top European leaders. The group discussed how to end the war in Ukraine, which has been raging since Russian forces invaded in February 2022.

“I want to end it. You know, we’re not losing American lives, we’re not losing American soldiers. We’re losing Russia and Ukrainian, mostly soldiers. Some people, as missiles hit wrong spots or get lobbed into cities,” Trump said on Fox News.

“But if I can save 7,000 people a week from being killed, I think that’s a pretty – I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I’m hearing I’m not doing well,” he continued. “I hear I’m really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
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Trump jokes ending war in Ukraine boosts his odds to get into heaven (Original Post) LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 OP
The corollary to this fantasy EYESORE 9001 Aug 2025 #1
Trump claims that he's not doing so well trying to get to Heaven and says he's at the bottom of the totem poll. LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #2
Epstein is waiting for his old pal. Emile Aug 2025 #3
1200% of zero is still zero, Donny. tanyev Aug 2025 #4
Odds are equal dweller Aug 2025 #5
That ship sailed a long time ago. Omnipresent Aug 2025 #6
He is on the fast track to hell Clouds Passing Aug 2025 #7
Listened to a blues song yesterday gab13by13 Aug 2025 #8
Forget it donald. You're not even on the totem pole. 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #9
Not if he makes (another) deal with the devil Renew Deal Aug 2025 #10
We're sure you're going to end up exactly where you belong LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #11
Would that be Dorothy Heaven or Rita Heaven? Ping Tung Aug 2025 #12
What commandment hasn't he broken? LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #13
trump may really be worried LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #14
I thought Epstein island was his heaven lame54 Aug 2025 #15
Shit on a stick... PCIntern Aug 2025 #16
Donald Trump thinks he is at the bottom of the totem pole. Do you agree with him??? Yes or No??? LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #17
He isn't getting into heaven. mr715 Aug 2025 #18
trump has reason to be worried LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #19

EYESORE 9001

(29,889 posts)
1. The corollary to this fantasy
Tue Aug 19, 2025, 09:36 AM
Aug 2025

If he fails by assisting the Russian dictator, does he go straight to hell?

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,112 posts)
2. Trump claims that he's not doing so well trying to get to Heaven and says he's at the bottom of the totem poll.
Tue Aug 19, 2025, 09:37 AM
Aug 2025

Omnipresent

(7,523 posts)
6. That ship sailed a long time ago.
Tue Aug 19, 2025, 09:49 AM
Aug 2025

No stairway to heaven, just the highway to Hell for his putrid soul .

2MuchNoise

(872 posts)
9. Forget it donald. You're not even on the totem pole.
Tue Aug 19, 2025, 10:43 AM
Aug 2025

Honestly, if his going to heaven takes him off the face of the earth...I'm down with that. Or, up with that in this case.

PCIntern

(28,595 posts)
16. Shit on a stick...
Tue Aug 19, 2025, 03:48 PM
Aug 2025

He’d be perfect for that Twilight Zone where the small time crook dies and thinks he’s in heaven because he has all these beautiful women and wins at the casino and lives in a luxurious apartment and it turns out it’s just the opposite

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,112 posts)
17. Donald Trump thinks he is at the bottom of the totem pole. Do you agree with him??? Yes or No???
Tue Aug 19, 2025, 06:54 PM
Aug 2025

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