I bet a billion bucks that Friday's Eppy-Pedo Dump will prove Krasnov's purity

[BoRaGard]

Any takers?*

*aka suckers

[Codifer]

1. the sick fuck's

name will have been purged completely.

One would hope that, among the thousand FBI who are assigned to the search and destroy, there would be at least one agent who has a soul and some shred of decency.

But I have been wrong with that hope many times. I mean Bill Barr.

[walkingman]

2. Unless there is a "whistleblower" I don't think we will ever know the complete truth.

But there is something - otherwise Epstein would have gotten his sweetheart deal.

It seems, as usual, sexual crimes are not taken seriously by our justice department - local, state, or federal unless they want to use it as a tool against someone.

[Kid Berwyn]

3. Like the time Barr told Muller to fold up the tent...

...so Putin's Poodle could say, "No collusion!"

It IS getting old.

[malaise]

4. I'm betting that if it does

WSJ will dump some more truths later said day.

[misanthrope]

5. It has been scrubbed or they wouldn't be releasing it

Obviously.

[BoRaGard]

6. AG Bondi (r) Told Trump (r) His Name Appeared in Epstein Files

From the NYT (and as also reported elsewhere) (DeepStateRepube has had a freaking phalanx of 'loyal' fbi agents sifting through this evil gop pedo crap for weeks to weed out Krasnov) By the way...


By Maggie Haberman and Glenn Thrush - July 23, 2025l

"Attorney General Pam Bondi informed President Trump in the spring that his name appeared in the Jeffrey Epstein files, according to three people with knowledge of the exchange.

"The disclosure came as part of a broader briefing on the re-examination of the case against Mr. Epstein, who died in 2019 while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges, by F.B.I. agents and prosecutors.

"It was made by Ms. Bondi during a meeting that also included the deputy attorney general, Todd Blanche, and covered a variety of topics.

"Ms. Bondi frequently meets with Mr. Trump to brief him on various matters*, officials said."

* political persecutions

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/23/us/politics/trump-epstein-files-named.html

[BoRaGard]

7. Take the test, Krasnov (r-felon/golfcheat)

[BoRaGard]

8. My money is on the table

C'mon suckers. Who wants a piece of the action?

[BoRaGard]

9. Las Vegas Hustlers (r) are calculating the odds

Not on whether the republicon justice dept will deliver dirt on the republicon felon-in-chief. Only someone who had totally sucked up the propaganda would get into that.

Nope. The odds are on whether the G.O.P. will hold a globally televised pay-per-view Bible Burning event, and then use the revenue from that to ensure that their felonious G.O.P. Golf Cheat & Adulterer wins-wins-wins again in 2028.

Fake but Realistic Betting Proposition

[BoRaGard]

10. Mine, mine, mine - it's all mine

Since no one came forward to take the Golden Sucker's Bet, and because we will have the "result" -- so to speak, kind of, sort of, abridgedly -- in less than 24 hours, the betting window is closed.

I therefore and thusly declare myself the Bigly Winner. I'm keeping all the loot, and doing a G.O.P.-style Scrooge McDuck cold hard cash immersion dive.

You won't have this thread to kick around anymore.

[BoRaGard]

11. Having proved my Prognostic Prowess, I now up the ante

Krasnov is a gentleman, a scholar, and a sexual saint - we now know thanks to the sprightly sprattles of Mz. Ghizzy (r). I was absolutely spot-on infallible in my bold (lol) prediction of this inevitability.

Thus, I am now prepared to wager $2 billion bucks that the G.O.P. Purity Pimp will go gourmet golfing today to enrich himself and his golf-grift businesses, meanwhile farting in the face of the American people.

I further predict that you -- Mr. and Ms. America -- will pay for the G.O.P. Billionaire's pleasures with your taxes. This will be all on your dime.

Knowing of my prowess, Las Vegas is leery of setting ODDS on my peerless prognostications.