Zelenskyy inks BIG DEAL with Krasnov. (From the Alfredo Fettucini News Agency)
The U.S. will supply Ukraine with unlimited aircraft and munitions according to a new deal signed today.
In return, Trump will receive:
• Full mineral rights to all the Ukrainium in the country,
• Control, nay presidency, of the coveted Dumbass region.
• Passwords to lurid Russian image hosting sites.
• Hotel and Spa development rights in the CHER-NOBLE Reserve.
Did I forget to mention? satire
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