Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Ended the war in Ukraine and ascended bodily to Heaven?

Fluffed Putin for an hour and ass-ended bodily to Hell?

Ate 500 pounds of radioactive Walmart shrimp in the manner of a baleen whale?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Easterncedar]

1. Every day this question hits harder

And surely, every day brings us a little closer to the celebration.

[yardwork]

47. That is a mathematical certainty.

[malaise]

2. ROFL

Ate 500 pounds of radioactive Walmart shrimp in the manner of a baleen whale?😂😂

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Ate some radioactive shrimp from Walmart

Sucks that DOGE fired all those FDA regulators.

[Celerity]

4. Here's hoping!!

[Donkees]

5. Getting hotter

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Cankles in socks cut off blood flow.

[SheltieLover]

7. Not yet, but the world's wish is exponentially increasing in intensity.

Soon...

[malaise]

8. No but

Bestie Jeffrey is still calling and time will prove that he’s as innocent as Jared the Subway Guy.

[surfered]

9. His Last Lie Will Be His Best

[malaise]

10. Oh yes

As we would say here
“…even when him dead him lie still”😀 😀

[surfered]

22. 😂. That's Trump to a T

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[Orrex]

12. Excellent

[RVN VET71]

30. His final insult to the flag.

[ShazzieB]

52. I thought only those who have served in the military were entitled to a flag draped coffin, BUT

I just read this: "Any patriotic person is entitled to request and receive the same honor as military members by having a flag draped over their coffin. However, only individuals who have served in the military are given the flag at no cost." https://www.memorials.com/info/military-funeral-flag-etiquette/index.html

To which I say: DAMN! The thought of a flag being draped over HIS coffin is a travesty. But as long as he's dead and stays dead, I guess i can live with it.

[niyad]

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

14. Soon . . .

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

17. Not soon enough

😀

[SheltieLover]

18. Yesterday wouldn't have been soon enough, Malaise,

but soon is better than the distant future, don't you think?

10 yrs ago wouldn't have been soon enough.

[RVN VET71]

31. Nor would 79 years ago.

If only Mary Anne McLeod had had her emergency hysterectomy after Elizabeth was born!

[SheltieLover]

33. For sure!

[ShazzieB]

53. Depends on how you look at it, Sheltie.

If he'd died 10 years ago, he wouldn't have been able to run for president in 2016, much less get elected! That sounds pretty good to me!

[surfered]

23. Hopefully, very soon 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

28. And not biblically soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

36. Or Airline Minutes

[SheltieLover]

43. Lol

[malaise]

16. Well the day may be coming soon

because he’s suddenly worried about hell and heaven

[twodogsbarking]

13. He showed world leaders his hat collection. Einstein nailed it when describing stupidity.

[Dulcinea]

15. The best thing ever to come out of his mouth

...will be his last breath.

[surfered]

24. Excellent

[MiHale]

19. Fell off the totem pole trying to climb to the top.

Please PedoPrez ES&D.

[Rver]

20. Anytime would be good...nt

[hlthe2b]

21. "No? For the love of DOG!..."

[boonecreek]

25. Trump as a baleen whale.

Mopey Dick?

[CaptainTruth]

26. Today's meme

So true!!!

[RVN VET71]

29. Now THAT is uplifting.

I don't care how he goes, just freaking go!

Maybe Melania will poison his breakfast?

Or one of his new MAGA Gestapo will mistake him for a crowd of immigrants and run him over with a tank?

Maybe he'll choke trying to swallow the entire Epstein file with a Big Mac and Large Fries?

Or maybe he'll fall up the stairs to Air Force One, and then down the stairs, and then up the stairs, all the while a stream of toilet paper stuck to his shoe, call Vance over to remove it and fall on him as both tumble back down the stairs, Trump hitting his head on the final step and never stirring from the pavement as blood oozes . . .

I'm sorry. I was getting just a wee bit carried away there for a second.

[niyad]

39. Please continue!

[RVN VET71]

27. Est-ce qu'il est mort ?

An anxious world asks this question every morning at breakfast.

Children pray at bedtime to the Lord of Justice: "If Trump should die before I wake, I'm cuttin' school to bake a cake. Amen"

[niyad]

32. "If he should die before I wake, I pray the lord the news ain't fake."

[surfered]

38. Well played, well played

[hlthe2b]

49. LOL...

I now have a new nightly ritual...

[surfered]

37. This

[SheltieLover]

44. The bigliest cake ever!

[The Grand Illuminist]

34. Muster, people, muster the courage.

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nt

[Blue Full Moon]

35. He's contemplating mortality.

htts://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/trump-tells-fox-hosts-hes-worried-about-not-getting-to-heaven-i-am-really-at-the-bottom/

[Blue Full Moon]

51. Probably was told he's dying.

[NH Ethylene]

40. The big day may be getting closer!

He is worried about getting into heaven!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220573875

[Gimpyknee]

41. Nope

[Blue Full Moon]

42. Now would be a good time

[Wicked Blue]

45. Claimed by Satan

and carried off to the lowest depths of Hell

[LetMyPeopleVote]

46. Let's Go Blood Clots

[republianmushroom]

48. Not last night, damn. We are getting closer.

From trump, "'I hear I'm not doing well': Trump hopes he can get into heaven and believes..."

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=3515554

[Blue Owl]

50. God dammit c'mon already....

[ShazzieB]

54. No, he's not, damn it! 😡