The White House Rose Garden is now a full blown country club concrete patio with horrendous music blasting

[riversedge]

How much does a bottle of water cost? Do some get free water or coffee or tea??
Does the WH serve food? Is it catered in?? Are WH tours with school children allowed?
Surrounded by guards?? etc etc etc

The White House Rose Garden is now a full blown country club concrete patio with horrendous music blasting through the speakers

Link to tweet

[sop]

1. The Rose Garden is emblematic of Trump's plan to raze our democracy and replace it with Soviet Brutalist concrete.

[FirefighterJo]

2. Mar a Lago 2

I thought the white house was a place of serenity...

[Initech]

15. Trump and his goons are the definition of parasites.

If we're going by the movie's definition.

[PatSeg]

18. That was my impression as well

It looks like Mar-a-Lago. Maybe could use a bit more gold though.

[johnnyfins]

3. Those tables and umbrellas should be air dropped into

The Mar A Lago pool on 1/21/2029.

[Clouds Passing]

16. Take flight umbrellas, be as spears....

[johnnyfins]

4. Let me guess. Oddjob(Cheung) thinks

this patio is a work of art. Assshole.

[Baitball Blogger]

5. The only thing it needs is a pool, pool boys and an astroturfed putt-putt golf feature.

[sop]

7. Maybe a spa with underage masseuses and attendants?

I understand Ghislaine's looking for a work release job, she could manage the White House's Trump Rose Garden Club.

[Baitball Blogger]

9. That would so be the icing on the cake, wouldn't it?

[ShazzieB]

36. It really does look like there should be a pool.

All those tables with umbrellas look so out of place, like they belong around a pool that is inexplicably missing. How absurd.

[underpants]

6. My GOD I hate that song

Not only is it sexist but they started playing that after last formation when I was in the Army. 90-93.

We didn’t know what to do - at attention? Parade rest? Once it was determined that we could just stand there we asked do we HAVE to stand here and listen to this crap? (Not that we could avoid it - it was blaring over the speakers) We made a point of loudly cussing and walking away.

[jmbar2]

13. The lyrics have never been more ironic

While militias run rampant in American cities...

If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life
And I had to start again with just my children and my wife
I'd thank my lucky stars to be livin' here today
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom, and they can't take that away

[Ping Tung]

19. Better song with more appropriate lyrics.

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[underpants]

20. I was posting that on X yesterday on the posts praising the paved over Rose Garden

[people]

34. Like she's prophetic.

[ShazzieB]

28. What song IS that?

I agree that it sounds awful, but i don't recognize it.

EDIT: IS IT god Bless the USA? The sound quality is so poor it's hard to tell lol!

[underpants]

40. Yes.

[Emile]

8. It's going to cost tax payers to remove this vandalism.

[slightlv]

26. Yippers, we didn't want it done, but we had to pay for it anyway.

Now, it'll cost us again when we undo the bordello scheme he's used, inside and out. He's cost us our elections, our country, and he just keeps screwing us over and over again by taking OUR hard earned money to use on HIS desires. A pure, unadulterated pox on him.

[Sneederbunk]

10. Vulgarians must be vulgar.

[leftstreet]

11. Needs patio lights, bug zapper and fire pit

I'd hang out there for a bit

[Torchlight]

12. All the class of a strip mall cafe

And selling burgers on white bread and mayo for $25 a pop (sun dried organic water thrown in for free).

[ShazzieB]

29. LMAO @ sun dried organic water!

[Bo Zarts]

14. Yellow and white umbrellas .. TACO's colors!

How long before he builds a putting green .. or a gaudy putt-putt golf course on the remaining lawn of the White House?

[Paladin]

17. Way too flattering a photo of the damage done.

All that green shrubbery covers up the full, malignant parking lot appearance of trump's desecration. And those umbrellas are a lot more amusing when closed up, making them appear like big golden dicks.

[Javaman]

21. imagine if you will...

the orange asshole in the White House but him being 25 years younger.

it would basically be a pedo frat party.

[Paladin]

35. I guess we could credit trump with that sort of memory.

But that would be fucking stupid of us, wouldn't it?

[Javaman]

42. we're plenty stupid now.

it wouldn't have taken much back then either.

[TheBlackAdder]

22. Did TSF sell the gubmint his old MAL shit for 10X original cost?

[Initech]

23. What the actual fuck??? This man is absolutely deranged.

No I am not proud to be an American while I watch this worthless fucking asshole and his goon squad usurp all of the power while destroying our freedoms and sticking the military on innocents in order to look good on prime time cable news. Fuck right off with all that shit. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Lee Greenwood.

[Old Terp]

24. More vulgarity

But it does fit in with the gold doodads and the car dealership flag poles. And yes it will take lots of taxpayer money to get rid of this crap.

[C Moon]

25. He so wants to play king.

[EarthAbides]

38. Missing the throne

I am still expecting a throne to be installed where he can lord over and watch the peasants eat.

[Figarosmom]

27. And we are supposed to thank him? ....nt

[Totally Tunsie]

30. Needs a few gold and white striped cabanas and massage tables.

Geez, I hate that song more each time I hear it.

[milestogo]

33. Scantily clad young girls a la Epstein.

[Oopsie Daisy]

31. I'm surprised that the white chairs have not been covered with gold spray paint.

[appleannie1]

32. When are the slots going in?

[Totally Tunsie]

37. Well, spank yer Daddy...

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Celebrate on your local White House patio!!

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[Luz]

39. Gaudy, as my Gran would say, and i wish they'd

play that damned song 24/7 at full blast. Aimed directly at the WH.

[PufPuf23]

41. What happened to the rose bushes from the Rose Garden?

One would hope the roses were not destroyed but replanted elsewhere for conservation and rightful return.