What's your idea of Trump's eternal Hell?

[PlanetBev]

He’s surrounded by beautiful young women who refuse every date request and laugh in his face.

There are McDonald’s restaurants everywhere, but he’s not allowed in. Only vegetables await him.

[allegorical oracle]

1. He has lost his voice and there's nothing he can eat except cash and coins. nt

[SheltieLover]

2. To be unseen & unheard by everyone. No audience at all!

Narcissists' hell.

And to be completely bald. No yak fuzz rug.

[Bettie]

24. That was mine too

a featureless white void with no one and nothing for him to interact with.

[SheltieLover]

25. Great minds...

[MuseRider]

28. Perfect!

I was just doing some tedious work and thought about this. No one who honors him, no one who treats him special or cares one flying f*** what happens to him. He is not special in fact he is nothing. Nobody will listen. Oh, it sounds so mean (and it is) but I no longer care about being fair or even remotely kind to him. Take him down, whatever we have to do we must do this.

[global1]

3. No TV OR News; No Money (He's Poor & Destitute); No One To Lie To....nt

[MurrayDelph]

6. Plus no visitors, phone, or golf

and nothing to pass the time but books with big words and no pictures.

[taxi]

4. Welcome to hell.

Here are your daily chores:
7:00 Deliver Hillary's morning paper and await instructions.
8:00 Place the clubs on Barack's golf cart.
9:00 Check the grounds on the wind farm for injured birds.
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Anything else?

[PlanetBev]

12. Oh, brilliant!

I especially like waiting on Hillary.

[taxi]

17. Yes, just picture him in a manservant outfit with

a serving tray. His chauffeur uniform could be a horse jockey outfit, and as a butler a nice tan suit.

[lame54]

15. A crowded room where...

NOBODY acknowledges his existence

[taxi]

19. except to push him rudely aside

[vapor2]

5. Definitely to lose every penny

[Danmel]

7. Taylor Swift 24/7

[OneGrassRoot]

23. With all the Newsom memes everywhere he looks. n/t

[Ping Tung]

8. One without cameras, mikes, trophy wives, a personal beautician, or cheering imbeciles.

[Intractable]

9. To be seen as a bald-headed man.

[tryharder]

10. For his loyalists...

The ones willing to go down with him no matter the cruelty in hope they can create those “whites only” towns behind walls, where teenage girls (and boys) likely get molested at an exponentially higher rate than what would be the ‘outside’

I think it would eternally bother them if instead of getting to do the Handmaid’s tale thing they become powerless to stop people from having families where lgb/trans kids are not only accepted, but encouraged.

If racial hatred/division were brought under control, combined with “the left” who want kids having large families including the full sexual spectrum would not only drive them crazy, but white peoples would start associating with/being apart of the ‘melting pot’ after the hatred that’s been slung (and won’t be forgotten).

The right strongly consciously/subconsciously opposes this. That’s why they not only want archaic sodomy laws, they’re planning to go after things like interracial marriage.

[usonian]

11. A place where money flows like water. In another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.

TV hosts sing his praises all day and night long. Newspapers arrive at his door with headlines praising his judgment, superiority and good looks. Diet cokes and Quadruple hamberders arrive at the touch of a button.

But let me wax poetic ....

Trump concludes that he is in Heaven and that Mikey, his servant, is his guardian angel. Mikey says that Donald can have anything he wants. Donald asks for $1 billion, FIVE Nobel Prizes and a beautiful woman, and quickly has all requests fulfilled.

Donald tries to embezzle a casino with three women accountants, cleaning out the counting room without even so much as a finger wagging, winning every bet he makes as beautiful girls gather around him, and enjoys being able to torment a holographic Barack Obama. Mikey departs, saying that he can be reached by telephone as needed.

One month later, Donald has become bored with having his whims instantly satisfied. He wins every game at the casino, and the women do anything he wants. He calls Mikey, who instantly appears, and asks for a challenge in which he might run the risk of losing. Mikey offers to arrange for him to lose an election to Joe Biden, but Donald dismisses the idea as he would know about the setup. Mikey suggests robbing Fort Knox, but Rocky quickly abandons that idea as well, since a pre-planned outcome would take the thrill out of the crime.



Donald muses to Mikey over how being given everything he wants doesn't satisfy him when he doesn't have to put any effort into getting it. Deciding that he will go insane if he stays in this stifling paradise even one more day, Donald asks Mikey send him to "the other place" — insisting that he does not belong in Heaven. MIkey retorts, "Heaven? Whatever gave you the idea you were in Heaven, Mr. Trump? This IS the other place!"

And I am ruler of it!

Worst part of this place is that YOU HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME, and blaming others is YOUR ONLY JOY

And from behind a one-way mirror:



Inspired by Twilight Zone: A Nice Place to Visit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Nice_Place_to_Visit

Resorts now housing the homeless. Golf courses raising healthy vegetables ... All that remains of Trump ...

[RoeVWade]

13. Requiring to service 100 Rose O'Donnel look-a-likes in carnal knowledge

While every woman he's sexually abused make fun of him.

[Volaris]

14. Stuck in a cell by himself with no phone.

And his whole family broke because an actual DOJ seized all his funds until they find out how much if it is illegal.
I hope he lives to 120 that way.

Then, finally, thrown into an unguarded ditch for a grave so we can all go piss on his corpse.

[UTUSN]

16. Yip, was going to say: Being him.

[Dulcinea]

18. Being ignored.

Unseen, unheard, unacknowledged.

I would say unloved, but that's probably already the case. Let's face it, when he finally shuffles off this mortal coil, no one will mourn his passing, not even his family.

[maxrandb]

20. He's forgotten

He becomes the type of "celebrity" that, when people hear his name, they have to go to their search browser and type; "is Donnie Dipshit still alive?"

He'll be hawking Donnie Dipshit Water in hell, and even the lost souls there won't by it.

[0rganism]

21. Eternity golfing naked on a course he doesn't own, paired with the angry ghost of Arnold Palmer

Palmer's ghost won't let him cheat and ruthlessly mocks both his weak game and his tiny penis. The holes of the infinite course are simultaneously undeniably better than any he had at his courses, and fiendishly difficult par 666. Every time he goes to putt, demons in the form of LPGA pros laugh at him from the edge of the infernal green. There are many windmills of different sizes and designs scattered around the course, surrounded by piles of dead birds and the occasional whale corpse. The windmills attract his golf ball, so he often has to hit from the rough while standing in bird guts.

[Vinca]

22. He lives under a bridge wearing a filthy, tattered MAGA hat and carries all his possessions in a ratty golf bag.

When he tries to issue orders to passersby, they call the cops to take him away to be committed.

[riversedge]

26. Having his Ego leak bigly all over his red tie!!

[EarlG]

27. Being locked in a room and

forced to sit in a tiny chair in front of a huge desk with this guy sitting behind it, who mocks him for eternity about what a failure he is.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

32. Truly! His father was literally Christ to Donny.

Frederick Christ Trump. The Bad Christ.

[kerouac2]

29. Set him up like this and

Play videos of people insulting him 24/7.

[UpInArms]

30. Sleeping on 10-thread count sheets in a small gray room with a lumpy mattress

And having only a urinal and small sink for his tiny hands

[Johonny]

31. He spend eternity work for a young brilliant

Beautiful version of himself that is funny, charismatic, generous and loved by everyone.

[C_U_L8R]

33. Ridiculed until the end of time

Trump gets his comeuppance...
chained inside a deafening laughter box without a moment's peace or opportunity to self-promote ever again..

Voiceover by Rod Serling who somberly narrates the moral of this absurd little-handed man's failings.

[dweller]

34. Just waking up every morning

In his fugly body and mind .

✌🏻

[2MuchNoise]

35. Barack Obama is awarded a second Nobel prize.

[BigmanPigman]

36. Having me as his sole judge and jury.

I can't go into details or DU will alert me.

[Easterncedar]

37. Female God