Eternity golfing naked on a course he doesn't own, paired with the angry ghost of Arnold Palmer

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Palmer's ghost won't let him cheat and ruthlessly mocks both his weak game and his tiny penis. The holes of the infinite course are simultaneously undeniably better than any he had at his courses, and fiendishly difficult par 666. Every time he goes to putt, demons in the form of LPGA pros laugh at him from the edge of the infernal green. There are many windmills of different sizes and designs scattered around the course, surrounded by piles of dead birds and the occasional whale corpse. The windmills attract his golf ball, so he often has to hit from the rough while standing in bird guts.