Trump, 79, Sparks More Health Concerns With Surprise New 'Heaven' Declaration

[generalbetrayus]

Is DonOld finding Jesus and God?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-sparks-more-health-concerns-with-surprise-heaven-declaration/

[kimbutgar]

1. He's going to hell hell hell !

Satan is anxiously waiting for him and he needs to go asap!

[hlthe2b]

2. Concerns if he is imminently dying? Of if he is not?

yeah, I know... obvious

[Drum]

3. Knockin' on heavens door....

[Botany]

4. In God's waiting room?

Link to tweet

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[Easterncedar]

5. He's such a tease

[Emile]

6. Off to Heaven

[B.See]

7. Translation: Rabble rousing, hate mongering

bigot who's done nothing with his silver spoon life but profit from spreading his evil malevolence and CHAOS, starts contemplating the probability of eternal DAMNATION.

They all do. What else is new?

Maybe he and and his MAGA cohorts can rig HELL when they finally arrive.

[thought crime]

8. Art of the Deal with God. Looking for a Quid Pro Quo.

Dear God, please don't fall for it. He'll claim he brought peace to many countries, so many countries. He'll make peace in one phone call. He'll claim people are saying they're tired of peace. He'll promise anything. Don't believe him.

[Irish_Dem]

9. Trump trying to do a con job on God?

Pretending he is a good person for a couple of weeks.

Will god fall for it?

[Initech]

10. Satan's got a special circle reserved for him and his buddies!

[The Madcap]

11. Many evangelicals claim you can't earn your way to Heaven.

Why aren't they even a bit upset that T**** is claiming one can?

[Emile]

12. They think he's the "Chosen One"

[electric_blue68]

13. Yeah, I'm concerned he's not dead yet!

😑😑😑 sigh...

[Hassin Bin Sober]

14. .

[electric_blue68]

16. Baahahahaaaa! Always Loved This Meme!😄

Haven't seen this one in a good while! TY!

[rustbeltvoice]

15. Well, if you hear a gigantic sizzle

you know he's dead.

[pat_k]

17. BTW, the totem pole phrase has it backwards.

Just an FYI, it is generally figures at the bottom of the totem pole who are the most important, revered, and often the most finely detailed. If you're at the top, who's gonna see you?

Not particularly relevant to 47's musings on where he's heading, but it is a little pet peeve.

As far as 47 goes, I wonder what prompted " I’m hearing [that] I’m not doing well. I hear I’m at the bottom of the totem pole."

Who is he hearing from? Is the "news" (old news to anyone with any sensory apparatus whatsoever) of how deeply hated he and everything he is doing is filtering past the wall of sycophants that protect him from reality? Is it beginning to dawn on him that he is a very, very, very bad man?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. trump has reason to worry