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Orrex

(67,396 posts)
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 07:23 AM Aug 2025

Is he dead yet?

Shot by an armed drone when he got within 500 yards of a school?

Victim of massive fraud by a former motocross rider?

Brokenhearted when he saw that pic of Ivanka with Newsom?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Aug 2025 OP
No but malaise Aug 2025 #1
Sounds like District Judges are tired of DOJ's shit surfered Aug 2025 #11
Flipped hiz yak fuzz rug when he saw pix of Newsom shirtless? SheltieLover Aug 2025 #2
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 2025 #3
That bottle should be cold enough by now surfered Aug 2025 #9
His swollen ankles got caught in the Emile Aug 2025 #4
ROFL malaise Aug 2025 #5
Ok, that's done. Now, let's clean up the mess. surfered Aug 2025 #6
Great picture! bluestarone Aug 2025 #19
Thank you, Jesus! Go get 'em, Gavin. nt Ilsa Aug 2025 #29
I'll take # 1 for $200 Orrex. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #7
They're selling T-shirts online surfered Aug 2025 #8
He will be shortly. Ray Bruns Aug 2025 #10
Obituary of Donald J. Trump MrWowWow Aug 2025 #12
All I can say is Wow, MrWowWow. Well done. surfered Aug 2025 #16
Nice malaise Aug 2025 #30
Nope Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #13
This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Aug 2025 #22
I actually do ask that every morning. BigmanPigman Aug 2025 #14
When we hate him, we gloss over Gordcanuck Aug 2025 #20
DIE DAMN IT! 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #15
My 3auld6phart Aug 2025 #21
No but James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family is today. NightWatcher Aug 2025 #17
Good riddance to that vile piece of hate-filled, twisted slime. niyad Aug 2025 #23
Satan dragged him down to hell. jls4561 Aug 2025 #27
Not the obit I was hoping for... Dulcinea Aug 2025 #32
I checked. Alexa says he's still alive. She wanted to give me cheery back to school tips. Damn it. txwhitedove Aug 2025 #18
"NO? Just bury me NOW!" hlthe2b Aug 2025 #24
I get it doggiie malaise Aug 2025 #25
No, but James Dobson is, and that's a start. Ocelot II Aug 2025 #26
Fatally rebuked by Final Judgment BWdem4life Aug 2025 #28
Not yet ?, damn, but we are closer, by a day anyway. republianmushroom Aug 2025 #31
Maybe. He's rotten anyway struggle4progress Aug 2025 #33
Sooner or Later GopherGal Aug 2025 #34
Gets hit by a toastedtoolong club sandwich tonight in DC nt berniesandersmittens Aug 2025 #35
We can always hope. ShazzieB Aug 2025 #36
This message was self-deleted by its author ShazzieB Aug 2025 #37

malaise

(297,957 posts)
1. No but
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 07:34 AM
Aug 2025

between Lawrence and U.S. District Judge Richard Berman death may well be an easy way out


SheltieLover

(81,718 posts)
2. Flipped hiz yak fuzz rug when he saw pix of Newsom shirtless?
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 07:47 AM
Aug 2025

Drown in backwash of catsup hitting walls?

Hope springs eternal...

niyad

(134,035 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 08:04 AM
Aug 2025

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,287 posts)
9. That bottle should be cold enough by now
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 08:39 AM
Aug 2025

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Emile

(43,270 posts)
4. His swollen ankles got caught in the
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 08:12 AM
Aug 2025

moving parts of his piss colored escalator, causing him to fall backwards to his death.

MrWowWow

(1,461 posts)
12. Obituary of Donald J. Trump
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 08:49 AM
Aug 2025

Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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-Pass it On. Repost it EVERYWHERE! The Power of Nonthreatening (the true intent and spirit of this harmless, satirically-flavored parody post), Positive Thinking Never Ceases to Amaze!

Response to Gimpyknee (Reply #13)

BigmanPigman

(55,527 posts)
14. I actually do ask that every morning.
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 09:11 AM
Aug 2025

When I went shopping wearing my anti-tRump earrings as I have for 8 years. The checker said she's glad I wear them and I told her I will continue to wear them until he is dead. The people in line behind me all laughed and they hate him as well (I live in a Blue area).

Gordcanuck

(199 posts)
20. When we hate him, we gloss over
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 09:54 AM
Aug 2025

what rules him, mainly fear and greed. He wants the pearly gates to open (out of fear they won’t) and craves the peace prize to satisfy his ego. No need to self-harm with hate, mockery is ok, just let him go on to his fate whatever it is.

txwhitedove

(4,405 posts)
18. I checked. Alexa says he's still alive. She wanted to give me cheery back to school tips. Damn it.
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 09:49 AM
Aug 2025

Ocelot II

(131,236 posts)
26. No, but James Dobson is, and that's a start.
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 11:12 AM
Aug 2025

Maybe God is working up to the grand gesture.

republianmushroom

(22,702 posts)
31. Not yet ?, damn, but we are closer, by a day anyway.
Thu Aug 21, 2025, 11:52 AM
Aug 2025

The seeds of it happening have been planted in his pea brain. Let him worry about it. It will grind him down.

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