Hmmm. .so cankles krasnov is "going out on patrol" tonight. Does anybody

[niyad]

besides me think that he has it in what passes for his mind that this puts him on the same level as President Zelenskyy, a true war commander? krasnov thinks he and his buddy bibi are both "war heroes", just like rawdogging prostitutes was his own personal Vietnam.

[LymphocyteLover]

1. Er, what? He's going to walk around DC?

[niyad]

4. I have no idea how this is going to work.

[kacekwl]

17. It is a show all scripted

I'm sure. I hear Scott Bail is directing it.

[tblue37]

29. They will need to provide a golf cart.

[allegorical oracle]

24. He'll make a big production of getting in some military vehicle and SService probably

won't let him get out of it anywhere. It's a photo op.

Wonder if he's gonna dress up like Barbie....

[ananda]

27. I was seeing him on a tank with a helmet on.

I wish I had a picture to illustrate.

[LymphocyteLover]

61. you mean like Dukakis?

[ananda]

66. Yeah, I femember that.

[Captain Zero]

2. Pedophiles Night Out !! (would be my sign)

To meet him on the street.

Or
Real War Heroes fight Invaders like Putin

[niyad]

5. YES!!!

[TheBlackAdder]

23. Open season on unchaperoned teenagers. Twelve year olds will be treated as adults.

[Blue Owl]

53. LOCK UP THE CHILDREN!

A predator will be roaming the streets of D.C.

[LoisB]

3. I keep waiting for the military uniform with all the medals on his chest. Maybe he will even

"borrow" General Patton's ivory handled Colt and strap it on.

[niyad]

6. I am surprised that he hs not yet done so.

[OldBaldy1701E]

31. Like this?

(Note the date.)

[niyad]

33. That date is very interesting.

[LoisB]

57. It is.

[LoisB]

56. Yes. That is a very interesting edition date.

[Initech]

7. This is all just so he can play pretend on Fox News. WTF.

It makes you wonder who's really running the show right now.

[niyad]

10. vladdy daddy, vladimir futon, peter thiel, leonard leo, etc.

[Initech]

13. The idiots are playing make believe to produce slop content while the idiots who watch that shit buy it.

While the real evil authoritarians like Thiel, Bannon, Leo, Hannity, etc are running the show. It's time to kick all their worthless asses out!

[Dulcinea]

47. And Human Buttplug Stephen Miller. nt

[niyad]

64. I scared my kitty!!!

[underpants]

28. I wouldn't be surprised if they had MAGA there cheering him on.

[Diamond_Dog]

8. A ride around the block in the Beast like he did during Covid

Then he will proclaim himself a big brave hero.

[niyad]

11. Most likely.

[SheltieLover]

9. I hope they deport him to cecot or gitmo.

Clearly, his lack of language skills has him confusing hero with dodger &/or criminal.

Sickening.

And, yes, I think he realizes the world adores & respects Pres Zelenskyy & wants to be just like him. Fat chance, slob.

[niyad]

12. Deporting him would be wonderful. And we know that cognition is not

one of his strong points.

[SheltieLover]

25. It would be as good as a "yes" to Orrex's thread

Presuming deportation is one way, no returns.

[Disaffected]

14. What, on the Whitehouse roof again? nt

[Torchlight]

15. I think a trip down the block in a golf cart with a bucket of fried chicken in one hand

constitutes a Patrol and that he'll be sporting a VERY SERIOS!!! (sic.., Statler and Waldorf) medal or two by month's end

[Blue Full Moon]

16. When he cause January 6th he needed to show up he didn't.

Hopefully he wonders off

[niyad]

22. straight into the Potomac.

[BoRaGard]

18. The Kankles Kreep is the new G.O.P. dance craze

[niyad]

20. sadly true !!!

[MurrayDelph]

19. Maybe he'll march back to the church

But this time he'll hold an upside-down TRUMP bible.

[niyad]

21. Would not surprise me.

[D. Spaulding]

26. Noem must be excited; she gets

to pick out a new costume.

[democrank]

30. Hope the White House felon remembers to take his bone spur medicine

before heading out on so-called crime control.

[Blue Full Moon]

32. He needs another photo op like the fake assassination attempt.

[niyad]

36. exactly!

[kairos12]

34. I expect the Deplorable Deranged Dirigible Duce

will riding in an armored golf Cart.

[niyad]

35. May it overturn.

[NBachers]

37. Straight Outta DC!

Maybe Cosplay Barbie can ride along in one of her carefully curated outfits.

[niyad]

40. That would be great!

[Warpy]

38. Don't know about the contents of his alleged mind but I did flash on "Arsenic and Old Lace"

with Brother yelling "CHARGE!!" as he climbed the stairs to the top of San Juan Hill.

Fat Boy will have to use the elevator, which rather ruims the effect, although maybe he'll go for a "Bast off!:" moment instead.

[niyad]

42. great image!

[otchmoson]

39. Here's what I wrote to my congress critters re: war heroism

Good morning Senator/Congressman Pedo Lover,
On Wednesday, 8/20, I heard President Pedo declare Netanyahu a war hero, and because he (President Pedo) provided armaments, he, too, is a war hero. Are you and your Guardians of Pedophiles colleagues in either house proposing a Purple Heart or a Congressional Medal of Honor for 5-deferment President Pedo? So far, you have demonstrated that whatever President Pedo asks for, you will bend over backwards to accommodate. How do you think other deserving medal recipients (past, present and future) will regard an action like this? Your constituents would like a voice in a decision like this. Quite frankly, I would urge you to wait until President Pedo is eligible for the Darwin Award. I think he would be a shoo-in for that. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[niyad]

41. LOVE IT!

[barbtries]

43. my take was

he thinks kristi is having all the fun and wants to get in on the cosplay.

fucking republicans. remember gw in that flight suit? that there are humans who find that shit impressive makes me feel quite sad for my human race.

[niyad]

45. I do remember. Although, chimpy had supposedly actually trained

as a pilot. . .

[barbtries]

48. when he wasn't playing hookie.

remember how dan rather lost his career over reporting on that?

i thought he looked absurd. still do.
.

[niyad]

65. I do remember.

[johnp3907]

44. You sure he didn't say "on parole?"

[niyad]

46. Since he has never been in prison. . .

[Totally Tunsie]

49. May it be as successful as Gov. Dukakis' tour!

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2013/11/dukakis-and-the-tank-099119/

[niyad]

50. Sadly, this will not end the orange fascist's career.

[Totally Tunsie]

51. Very true, but I'll take whatever residual damage we can muster.

[niyad]

52. Yes!!!

[MerryBlooms]

54. Lock up the little girls, pedo pres is coming to town

Despicable creature lurking the streets... High Alert!

[MerryBlooms]

55. If ever an Emergency Alert needed to be sent...

[maxsolomon]

58. Will he cross the Anacostia?

Take him to Deanwood!

He couldn't walk a mile if you paid him in $MELANIAs.

[viva la]

59. Making war on his own citizens?

Well, yeah, he's called Democrats demons and traitors, and DC is Democratic.

[Enter stage left]

60. Most soldiers on patrol carry supplies and gear that will be between 30 and 45 percent of their body weight...

Even 30% of his actual weight would be 80-90 pounds.

I'd pay good money to see TSF try to lift that much weight.

[muriel_volestrangler]

62. Trump's Marie Antoinette Milkmaid ICE Adventure!

I think Wonkette has got the right phrase for it:

I went to bed or did anything else but watch, so how did Trump’s Marie Antoinette-milkmaid thing go with joining ICE and all his other police pals on their traditional Rousting of the Capitol Poors?

https://www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-marie-antoinette-milkmaid

[niyad]

63. perfect description! Thank you!