Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Data permanently lost when he tried to download himself into the new Federal Intel server?

Died of old age while trying to find a Bed, Bath & Beyond that's open somewhere?

Stroke popped the top of his skull, but no one noticed because of his asinine MAGA hat?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Donkees]

1. not yet

[tblue37]

28. Is he dead yet cartoon:

— (@lvnvrcd.bsky.social) 2025-08-23T00:18:32.802Z

[SheltieLover]

2. Contracted rabies during repuke rats' eating their own feast?

Choked on pacifier during tantrum over Judge Orrick's ruling preventing slob from cutting funding to over 34 cities & counties over sanctuary city status? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10143517371 )

Stroked out over judge's ruling that alligator auschwitz must be shut down?

[gordianot]

3. Please Donald Dobson longs for a friendly face in hell .

[underpants]

4. He's moved onto exterior decorating

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[2MuchNoise]

19. Inferior decorating.

[underpants]

25. Hat tip

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

11. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. Maybe he is already dead

Link to tweet

[niyad]

22. barfffff

[Dulcinea]

31. Are they going to bury him in that stupid hat? Gag.

[Marcuse]

7. Boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Get the widow on the set.

[surfered]

8. "Some men improve the world only by leaving it." Oscar Wilde

[SheltieLover]

12. Good one!

[twodogsbarking]

15. That was very nice. It's good to be kind.

[surfered]

17. 😂

[hlthe2b]

10. "He 'daid'? Yes? He weally 'daid?' CELEBRATE!"

"No? Premature? Darn... Oh well, I was just practicing...!"

[twodogsbarking]

13. Drowned in a Vance golden shower.

I just really grossed myself out.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Crushed by a Cracker Barrel rocking chair.

[malaise]

16. No but

He’s clearly in poor health

[Gimpyknee]

18. Nope

[mwb970]

20. I sense that the Blessed Day is getting closer.

He's circling the drain.

[2MuchNoise]

21. DIE DAMN IT!

[irisblue]

23. .

Link to tweet

[Martin Eden]

24. I look forward to visiting Maga-Lardo and giving some money to Melania

I'm sure she will grift off his grave by charging admission to visitors with full bladders.

Extra $$ for bowel movement.

[Sneederbunk]

26. Slovenian death curse.

[bluestarone]

27. Well. I'm not sure. I watched The Walking Dead, and

I've seen some of the walking dead looking lots better than he's looking today. HE JUST WON"T FALL OVER!

[Blue Owl]

29. Finally got the ending all Nazis deserve

[republianmushroom]

30. Not yet, damn, hopeful but it didn't happen.

Well maybe today. Don't care how just get it done.

[ShazzieB]

32. Not yet...but we must never stop hoping!

[struggle4progress]

33. He's suddenly worried about hell and Alex Jones is noticing his swoilen ankles