Inflation: Now he claims to have settled 10 wars!

[tblue37]

REPORTER: Have you spoke to Vladimir Putin about the fact that a big US factory was hit in an airstrike in Ukraine?

TRUMP: I'm not happy about anything having to do with that war. I settled 7 wars, and actually if you think about pre-wars, add 3 more so it would be 10.

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2025-08-22T17:35:46.456Z

[kentuck]

1. "It's Biden's war..."

He is always quick to say. "It would never have happened if I had been in office", he flatly states.

I can imagine Harry Truman in 1945 saying, "That was FDR's war". He does not see Ukraine as a national interest but as a personal interest of Joe Biden.

[chicoescuela]

2. No one in world history has been so full of shit as this guy

MAGATs eat it up

[tanyev]

3. And if you add in all the wars people ever thought about, it goes up by 1200%!

Obviously Donny deserves the Nobel Prize for preventing thousands of wars!

[kentuck]

4. He was critical of Abe Lincoln...

...because he did not stop the Civil War. Trump believed he would have been able to stop it from happening.

[alwaysinasnit]

5. I think he should be given the Nobel Prize in chemistry - he manufactures shit out of thin air.

[Brainfodder]

6. Please let them be WW1/WW2 and of course THE CIVIL WAR that he is taking credit for ending!

[hatrack]

7. The War Of The Spanish Succession, The War Of Jenkins' Ear, The Zulu War, Boer War 1, Boer War 2 . . .

So many wars, so many centuries, all solved by Orange Julius Caesar.