Trump says he looks 'extremely good' in shorts

[Jilly_in_VA]

Many 79-year-old men aren't exactly eager to show off what they're working with below the knee.

Donald Trump, per usual, is an exception.

Speaking at the White House on Aug. 22, the president boasted about the appearance of his lower legs.

"I look extremely good in shorts," he said, responding to a question about whether he plans to participate in the FIFA World Cup draw at the Kennedy Center in December.

"I may try and play," he joked, prompting laughs from a crowd gathered in the Oval Office. "I'm a very good athlete."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/08/22/trump-i-look-good-shorts-fifa-world-cup/85780826007/?tbref=hp

Today's attempt at dark humor. Heck, my husband is almost 73, has better legs than the orange slime, and still doesn't go out in public in shorts.

[Hey Joe]

1. The only thing that shitbag would look good in

Is a closed casket that is being lowered into a deep, deep hole in the ground.

And bury it quickly

[The Madcap]

12. He should be cremated with gasoline

Just like his idol Adolf.

[RockRaven]

2. Extremely gold in sharts, more like.

Either way:

[Bayard]

3. No self-awareness whatsoever

He probably has minions telling him his legs show the epitome of athletic prowess.

[tanyev]

4. Let's see it, Donny. Let's see you run up and down that field for a couple hours.

[sakabatou]

7. Make him run Currahee

[dem4decades]

5. I'm sure Newsom's legs look better, tanner and more toned.

[gab13by13]

6. Best and BIGGEST Vericose Veins and Purple,

The really young girls almost faint when I tell them my vein is big and purple and long and protruding.

My calves are as big as watermelons, they have more water in them than watermelons.

My knees are big and calloused from my time with Putin. He showed me the best exercise to toughen up my knees.

My legs will end up in the Smithsonian, soon to renamed the Trump Institute, next to Dillinger's exhibit .

[Ping Tung]

8. Like the ones that G.Gordon Liddy wears?

George Gordon Battle Liddy was an American lawyer and FBI agent who was convicted of conspiracy, burglary, and illegal wiretapping for his role in the Watergate scandal during the Nixon

[AZJonnie]

9. Compared to what Trump would look like in that pic, Liddy looks like a stone fox

sorry just threw up in my mouth a little talking anything nice about about that dirtbag, but it's true, RELATIVELY, I'm sayin

[madinmaryland]

13. Damn you! I need eye bleach now..,

Actually, I think he was in his 70’s when that pic was taken. He was in good shape for some one of that age.

[CatWoman]

15. talk about a blast from the past

[C_U_L8R]

10. I just threw up a little.

[Ritabert]

11. I think he meant "extremely wide".

[Rebl2]

14. 😂🤮😂

[GenThePerservering]

16. The "very good athlete"

means "I can stumble out of my golf cart and take a swing, then get helped back in again."