(laugh of the day) ICE TRAINING!..as done by "Superman" actually aired on Fox 🤣🤣🤣

[underpants]

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[riversedge]

1. "And the real punchline?-The guy who could leap tall buildings is now just trying to pass a fitness test without pulling

Superman used to fight for truth, justice, and the American way.

Now he’s crawling through a PVC pipe to join ICE.

This isn’t training.
It’s timeline satire.
Dean Cain went from saving the planet to frisking it for paperwork.

And the real punchline?

The guy who could leap tall buildings is now just trying to pass a fitness test without pulling a hamstring.

Welcome to the multiverse where heroes get recast as hallway monitors.

The American dream didn’t die.
It enlisted.

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[rsdsharp]

2. I feel so much safer now. Our little brown enemies must be quaking in their pointy toed boots!

Did he get the $50,000 bonus? Maybe I should sign up. I’m 71, fat, in failing health. But I’m still breathing, and my body is warm. Gimme the money Ice Barbie!

[riversedge]

3. they just might take you.

[lame54]

4. The taliban monkeybars