Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Putin offered a window of opportunity?

The undertaker who does his makeup quit suddenly?

Finished having that stroke he's been visibly working on for the past few years?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[NewHendoLib]

1. My daily habit is reccing this thread!

One day the answer will be a joyous "YES!"

[Swede]

2. I'm itching to pop the champagne already!

[Marthe48]

44. Having a shot of vodka right from the bottle

I wake up every day hoping you or Niyad will get to pop the bubbly

[SheltieLover]

3. Sadly, not yet, but the day is young...

Hope springs eternal...

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

7. Soon...🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[surfered]

5. A meeting in the Oval Office

Ten minutes later a bolt of lightning from a cloudless sky strikes President Trump on his golf course

[niyad]

9. I scared my kitty!

[electric_blue68]

41. Oh, no! 😄 Aw, give em an extra treat & a sctritch.

[niyad]

45. Yes. Poor baby thinks Mom is being weird.

[malaise]

15. Bwaaah hahaha

😂😂😀😀

[electric_blue68]

42. BAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!! TY

[2MuchNoise]

6. DIE DAMN IT!

[Grim Chieftain]

10. Think of the thousands of people he has killed

with his mishandling of COVID, the people whose lives he has torn apart with his evil decrees - and yet he lives to harm another day.

I guess evil rules without consequences.

[RandomNumbers]

13. Evil has strong support in this country.

Sadly.

I expect there will be much more death (and cruelty) before the one we will celebrate.

[underpants]

8. 😡

[hlthe2b]

11. "No, sadly."

"I still smell his stench..."

[txwhitedove]

12. Take him to a National Park, then let him spout crap about making it a golf course. The "deep

state" Park Rangers will take care of him.

[malaise]

14. No but

The way the Epstein mess is shaping up, impeachment #3 may come first.

[Wicked Blue]

16. Accidentally deported to Uganda

where he catches a nasty virus from a mosquito bite and perishes.

[twodogsbarking]

17. Someone drained all of his blood during his sleep. Mrs. Trump said "I don't care" in five languages. She then

"I will be at the spa until after he funeral." in five languages.

[malaise]

18. Bwaaaah

😂😂😀

[twodogsbarking]

30. Thanks for being

[malaise]

32. LOL

😀

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. Drowned reacting to the sound of a screeching offshore wind turbine

Even the sharks wouldn't touch his stinking bloated carcass.

[louis-t]

20. On that day, champagne sales will skyrocket.

Like we've never seen.

Oh just wanted to add my favorite line from 'Family Guy', I think it was. Melania, standing at the top of a stairway to a plane saying "Eef you keel heem, I sex you."

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. Dear Cholesterol-What are you waiting for?

[gordianot]

22. There are indications progress is being made beyond just time.

Contemplation is a source of delight.

[Grumpy Old Woman]

23. Blood clot?

Of course, it will be the biggliest blood clot in history.

(auto correct changed 'biggliest' to 'giggliest', which also would have been appropriate.)

[Dulcinea]

24. "Putin offered a window of opportunity"

But heaving the Fascist Felon's fat ass out of a window would take some doing!

[ChazInAz]

28. "Pliz to come over here, tovarish Donold...."

".....zo you can zee the view from the Overton Vindow. "

[republianmushroom]

25. Nope, not last night, but, the seeds have been sown

and the hand is showing the results, soon, hopefully. Yes, soon. Really don't care how or why, just soon.

[Blue Owl]

26. Many are saying Donny's time here is running out....

Take him home, Satan, into your “warm” embrace!

[nwliberalkiwi]

27. Death Watch

Death to Tyrants!

[NNadir]

29. Not yet, but clearly getting there. The Alzheimer's is increasingly clear.

[twodogsbarking]

31. Change comes from within.

So hurry up change, we are all waiting.

[viva la]

33. I heard a cardiologist on TV say that the cankles look more like the result of--

congestive heart failure, and that would be treated with IV diuretics, which have bad side effects on the liver.

He had a photo of Trump's hand, with a blotch of white makeup he said looked like paint just daubed on. "Why can't he get a good makeup artist?"
That's where the IV needle could go and cause bruising.

He speculated, "Six to eight months."
I can't find the clip, but it was this morning.

[Orrex]

34. Encouraging!

I'd hope for six to eight hours, but I'll take what I can get.

[viva la]

36. Well, at 79...

Of course, he's getting absolutely top(and completely un-transparent) medical care which could probably prop him up for awhile.

But this could be why he suddenly is talking about his "report card" in getting into heaven. He's completely a-spiritual, goodness knows, but his "spiritual advisor" could be giving him a warning.

Well, we know which of the alternative afterlife destinations he should be bound for. I've never believed in hell, but for him, let's make an exception.

[electric_blue68]

43. SNORT! Ah, Orrex, you lift us up with your grim funnies. TY!

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[NNadir]

38. I really, really, really want to believe this. Frankly...

...I avoid looking at the sad excuse for a human being.

Vance is another incompetent racist clown, but he doesn't have a cult clothed in a satanic religion behind him.

[viva la]

40. And even the MAGAts will desert Vance if/when he becomes president.

No one likes him.

[jmbar2]

35. Sad news...

Link to tweet

[niyad]

46. Snicker!

[NNadir]

37. I put up a sticky or two wishing for your and our dream to come true.

Surely it will. I hope to live to see the day.

[Brainfodder]

39. Perhaps he will croak on Xmas to try and up stage the sky captain on the way down?

FAFO Extreme Edition!