Judge Releases Teens Charged in 'Big Balls' Assault in Blow to Trump

[LiberalArkie]

A judge rained on Donald Trump’s crime crackdown parade when she released from a youth holding facility two teens charged in connection with the alleged assault of a former DOGE staffer.

The teens, a boy and a girl, both 15 and from Maryland, had been held at Washington, D.C.’s Youth Services Center since being charged in an alleged carjacking assault in the city on August 3.

The case caught Trump’s attention, who said the 19-year-old victim, Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, was “beaten mercilessly.”

But Joe Biden-appointed Judge Kendra Briggs ordered the teens out of detention and back to their caretakers, imposing conditions that include electronic monitoring, a 24-hour curfew, and no contact with each other, The Washington Post reported.

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/judge-releases-teens-charged-in-big-balls-assault-in-blow-to-trump/

[Aviation Pro]

1. Bet Small Balls

Just shriveled up.

[2naSalit]

2. Ruh roh...

Bitty balls will need to make another play for relevancy.

[BaronChocula]

3. Silly Judge

Don't you know lenience is for sex trafficking child molesters?

[Old Crank]

4. Why isn't Trump protecting DC

From criminals from Maryland? he could set up checkpoints at every border crossing.

This whole thing is a miscarriage of justice.

[LiberalArkie]

5. At least he did not burn down the White House to justify the military takeover of the capital.

[BoRaGard]

6. Big Sissies' G.O.P.-style "story" is looking pissy

These two kids are telling a very different story.

No one with discernment should trust the republicon "version" of anything.

[Prairie Gates]

8. The attempted carjacking charge was always dubious

A bunch of kids got in a shouting match and Corisine caught a beatdown. There was no carjacking, which not even the woman with Corisine corroborates, according to the report.

[BoRaGard]

9. I suspect Big Sissy (r) started it all

employing the standard repube arrogance swagger shithead approach to life

[Prairie Gates]

11. I believe that a mob of teenagers is out talking smack and jumping people

That's plausible. He almost certainly jawboned with them and they got into it. All plausible. Ten of them attempting to carjack buddy? Sound fanciful. When this finally gets adjudicated, there's going to be a lot of pouting by the usual suspects.

[Scrivener7]

7. Gosh. That makes the military occupation of DC, initiated over this incident, seem... unwarranted. Gosh.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. Good