Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Poisoned by whatever that bird shit is on his hand?

Keeled over due to a rare case of Guatemalan screwworm?

"Accidentally" shot by newly-armed National Guard troops in DC?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

1. His kankles exploded and he bled out.

[LonePirate]

2. Unfortunately the infamous prediction of his passing on August 24 did not turn out to be true.

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

6. Soon...

[FarPoint]

23. That is what i am hearing too...

[SheltieLover]

25. Woo hoo!

[surfered]

12. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

26. Soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂👍

[surfered]

4. Another disappointing day in the obituaries 😔😔😔

[SheltieLover]

5. Sadly, not yet, but one dares to dream...

[ms liberty]

7. Last night, my husband was looking at his phone and said uh oh, it's happened.

I said, what, is he dead?!!
He said, no, the yard guy sent the estimate.
I replied, dammit.

[SheltieLover]

27. Lol

[hlthe2b]

8. "Don't make me beg..."

[SheltieLover]

28. Awwwww musn't disappoint this sweet kitty!

[2MuchNoise]

9. DIE DAMN IT!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. Grim Creeper/Reaper-Please hurry

[surfered]

11. My feelings

[SheltieLover]

29. That could've been a "no shit" post

[Gimpyknee]

13. Nope

[CaptainTruth]

14. Today's meme

[NNadir]

15. Despite there being almost no evidence of actually having a heart...

...killed when the nearly useless organ explodes.

[Blue Owl]

16. Come sweet death

And wrap Dump in Satan's scalding embrace for all of eternity

[twodogsbarking]

17. Saw this awhile back. Thanks Orrex.

Two young men stocking shelves. The first says that he thinks he can time travel. The second one says that's ridiculous, what would make you think that.
First fellow says well last night I dreamt that I went back in time and killed Trump's parents when they were children. Second you man says
"Who's Trump?".

[IronLionZion]

18. I keep hoping his fast food diet will finally decide he's had enough

[txwhitedove]

19. Again, Alexa says he's still alive. Damn it.

[Dulcinea]

20. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[malaise]

21. No but

The bruising and swelling can no longer be hidden

[Marcuse]

22. Boys in the newsroom have a running bet. Get the widow on the set.

[republianmushroom]

24. Damn, didn't kick that bucket last night. Too bad.

A day closer. It will happen, not if, but, yup, it did.
happen and now the earth is a better place.

[C_U_L8R]

30. All the signs say 'Soon'.

It seems we could get a news flash any day.

[jls4561]

31. After RFK Jr banned the Heimlich maneuver, no one could save the when he choked on his lies.