Trump: "I have a friend who leaves his garage door open so people can just walk in and take whatever they want"

[Miles Archer]

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Trump: I have another friend—he has a garage and in order to save his garage door—he leaves it open so the people can just walk into his garage, take whatever they want and leave.

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[Srkdqltr]

1. Seriously?

[Lovie777]

2. WTF.................

please give some drugs.

[MurrayDelph]

9. "SOME" nuthin'

Give him ALL the drugs.

[mwmisses4289]

15. He already looks like he is on drugs...lots and lots of drugs.

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[BoRaGard]

3. not one reporter asks, who?

they just let the republican lie.

They take it. They swallow it. They serve it to us.

what gutless "journalists"

so pathetic to let republicons lie in your face all the time

[BannonsLiver]

13. Our national political media won't even cover his ongoing health crises.

But in 2024 if Biden so much as mispronounced a name of a city or paused before speaking it was the most important story of the millennium.

[flvegan]

4. Jeffrey Epstein had a garage?

That infamous pedophile was the only friend this infamous pedophile ever had.

[taxi]

5. When your home is within a gated community that is within a gated development of similar communities,

your neighbor Herb may sometimes borrow a rake or shovel.

[Diamond_Dog]

6. Throw a net over him already!

[struggle4progress]

7. "Big strong men come up to me and say: Sir, please jam a sharp stick in my eye"

[Vinca]

8. Guess the friend is as much of a moron as he is.

[Johonny]

10. I heard his friend runs a meth lab in his garage

[yellowcanine]

11. I call bullshit on his imaginary friend with a garage. First of all, Trump doesn't actually have any friends.

And second, I would bet good money that any business associates or political allies that he has live in gated communities, not in tract houses with garages that are accessible from the street. Name the "friend", asshole.

[allegorical oracle]

17. Not only has Mr. Limousine never been near a garage, but it's unlikely he knows anyone

with a garage.

[Tommy Carcetti]

12. What the fuck?

That doesn't even make any sense at all.

They leave the garage door open so that they don't steal the door, and just steal the stuff inside the garage? Huh?

I'm at a loss for words.

That is just mind-numbingly stupid.

[Grins]

14. A Pulitzer to the reporter who shouts: "What's his name???"

He always has this “friend”, or “people are saying” something stupid to him, or the “Generals” who told him bunkum, the guys with tears in their eyes, and no reporter ever screams, “What’s his name????”

[Torchlight]

16. "Groceries- it sort of says a bag with different things in it"

'WIndmills cause cancer" (not to be outdone by "wind turbines’ noise causes cancer...&quot

"Magnets don't work underwater"

"immigrants are eating the dogs and eating the cats."




Hence, when my coworker says humans didn't evolve from pimates, I point to him and ask her, "explain his pile of pickled rhetoric, then..."

[Maru Kitteh]

18. Humans didn't evolve from primates, they ARE primates.

But yeah, that one is certainly the worst of us.