America's FAVORITE RAPIN' GRAMPY remembers the time he did a favor for Michigan Governor "Kristi Whitman"

[Miles Archer]

Trump, 79, confounded his audience during an executive order signing Monday in the Oval Office, rambling about an imaginary governor named “Kristi Whitman.”

“You know, I did a favor for Kristi Whitman,” Trump said, seated behind the Resolute Desk.

“Whitmer,” he added moments later, in what seemed like a fleeting moment of self-correction—though he still appeared to be referring to a nonexistent “Kristi Whitmer.”

The president was likely trying to name Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, especially as he soon invoked the Great Lakes.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-invents-fake-governor-in-embarrassing-senior-moment/

[Prairie Gates]

1. If Biden had...etc.

Ooooof.

[malaise]

2. The one his goons tried to kidnap?

Hmmmmm! Dementia Donvict has lost what little was there.

[obamanut2012]

3. Christine Whitman

He is an idiot

[Torchlight]

4. Little fella's off his meds and off the rails again (we call that Monday)

But it's also bizarre to note that somewhere, someone at this very moment is desperately trying to come up with a response to this that makes him sound less... dumb.

[ultralite001]

5. 5150 the old boy...

on his return to Florida...

Krasnov is well past his sell-by date..

https://www.mypalmbeachclerk.com/services/self-service-center/how-to-videos-toolboxes/baker-marchman-acts-workshop-toolbox

Palm Beach County Florida
Mental Health - 1. Baker Act
Who can petition the court to initiate an Involuntary Baker Act Examination?
Any individual who is of age and who has witnessed the actions of a person and believes that person to be a threat to themselves or others and is willing to give testimony to that, can file a petition for Involuntary Examination.

https://www.mypalmbeachclerk.com/about-us/frequently-asked-questions-faq/unified-family-court-faq/mental-health-faq

[The Roux Comes First]

6. The "Favor" Was Probably Something Along the Lines of Calling off His Keystones After the First Embarrassment

That's as close to a favor as he seems to get. Unless you want to count conceding a 6' putt when he just had his ball clandestinely moved from the rough to the green and granted himself a 10' putt.

[Jack Valentino]

7. He's losing it while the press mostly ignores it