Spurious Announcement: Trump will no longer be referred to as "King Donald"
FROM IDAHO (Spurious News Network) -- A few months ago, after Donald Trump began showing signs of wanting to be held among history's most corrupt monarchs, I started calling our orange-painted leader "King Donald Trump" in Spurious News posts.
This will no longer be done.
In the last seven days, Trump announced that he has partially nationalized semiconductor manufacturer Intel and it was discovered that the US Department of Labor has unveiled a massive banner with his face on it on the side of their headquarters building.
Since Trump has gone full communist, he will now be referred to in Spurious News posts as "General Secretary Donald Trump."
Thank you for your attention into this urgent matter.
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