Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shot while trying to obtain a painting in Argentina?

Smoke inhalation from a heap of burning flags?

Stabbed by "Comfort Woman" while he was praising North Korea?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[hlthe2b]

1. "Prognosis--soon!"

"Have you seen his hands? His cankles? "

[Irish_Dem]

2. Don't forget death by voodoo doll.

Kentuck has a plan to sell them.

[Tree Lady]

36. Actually they might sell really well

Everywhere in this country.

[bdamomma]

42. I have one

from Etsy. And I find it very rewarding to put pins all over his body.

[Hugin]

44. Some people are triggered by creepy clown dolls laying around the house...

Any doll even resembling the Titanic Tito might send me over the edge. (No matter it’s ritual purpose.)



Eh, I approve of operation “Voodoo Prick” anyway.

[Tanuki]

3. Became "one of the diers" in the latest covid surge?

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-coronavirus-i-could-be-one-of-the-diers-nymag-2020-10

"President Donald Trump said he "could be one of the diers" in an October 3 phone call after he was hospitalized following his COVID-19 diagnosis, according to New York Magazine's Intelligencer.
On Friday, Intelligencer published details from the phone call, showing a perspective of the president that comes in stark contrast with his largely optimistic tone since contracting the disease.
In the call last Saturday, the president said he was feeling good but admitted that he still had some uncertainty in his wellbeing with the coronavirus, according to the Intelligencer article.
"This thing could go either way," Trump said, citing Intelligencer's article. "It's tricky. They told me it's tricky. You can tell it can go either way."

[niyad]

18. Ah, yes, I remember this. Just think. We could have had president pence.

moran he may have been, but not a complete traitor.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Air bubble in IV line.

And it has the benefit of making it look like a natural death.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

5. Industrial grade cleaner in his IV

[DeeDeeNY]

6. Weird marks on his hand could hopefully be serious?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/saradorn/2025/08/25/trump-seen-with-bruised-right-hand-again-heres-everything-we-know-about-the-condition/

[Dulcinea]

15. It looks like he's getting regular IVs for something.

I'm not a doctor or a medical professional, but he shows a lot of the signs of CHF. If that's the case, there's no cure.

[FarPoint]

22. Why did they, the doctors for the monster, why did they not place an implanted port?

An implanted port device is IV access placed typically in the upper chest....like a pacemaker is under the skin, the port goes in like say the jugular vein...


This would be a logical IV access that they can conceal.... So, yes, the hand bruises look like they could be from an IV....actually a good IV nurse would use a smaller needle like even a 24 gage...and no bruising should happen essentially....unless he is on blood thinners...then the odds of bruising go up....

I ask, why not use an inner forearm vein for the IV as well???

With this clinical skill knowledge...I tend to question he is getting IV's in his hand...

[DeeDeeNY]

25. Another CHF symptom is swollen ankles

Congestive heart failure doesn't necessarily cause sudden death. But in this case one
can hope.

[bdamomma]

43. Maybe he

will have an episode on the golf course.

[murielm99]

7. My husband and I are now wearing buttons

that ask that question. Someone in our activist group made them. They are very popular.

[LymphocyteLover]

8. his cankles became malignant and his whole body swelled up and popped?

[LymphocyteLover]

9. even Satan got sick of his BS and decided to stop keeping him alive?

[twodogsbarking]

11. Satan in pissed 'cause Trump makes him look good.

[LymphocyteLover]

13. LOL, yes

[malaise]

29. Nicely played

😂

[twodogsbarking]

34. Good judgment comes from experience. Experience, however, comes from poor judgment.

[twodogsbarking]

10. His head just fell off and Melaaaaaaniaaaaaahh was playing soccer with it. Goal.

[malaise]

12. No but

it’s “ankles away from public viewing” these days.

[SheltieLover]

14. Sadly, no, but the day is young ...

[PunkinPi]

16. Pls hurry...

[malaise]

30. I want one of those

😂😂

[PunkinPi]

32. Here's a link to purchase...

https://gullprint.com/product/waiting-for-the-big-beautiful-obituary-shirt/?gadid=&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21512667525

[malaise]

33. Thanks

😀

[PunkinPi]

35. YW!

[niyad]

17. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[kozar]

19. Snark alert. Do

You watch tv? he does. He wants to see his funeral on tv. You all know, that will be a good day.

[mwb970]

24. "Good"! It will be a WONDERFUL day.

It will also be lovely, excellent, terrific, beautiful, great, awesome, fantastic, and fabulous.

[malaise]

31. Nice to see you man

[Donkees]

20. Ivana: ''I'm waiting for him to come down''

[58Sunliner]

21. Still an international source of rage and dismay. I hope it's today.

[mwb970]

23. The need for his imminent demise increases each and every day.

[2MuchNoise]

26. Laid to rest by Governor Moore in a horrible, horrible Baltimore deathbed.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. Lets Go Heart Disease

[3825-87867]

28. Can anyone top this? From a friend! CAUTION! You've been warned!

Imagine trump and EVERY one of his individual ilk, conspirators, co-conspirators and supporters (and others to be determined impartially, even family - especially family!) on a platform - with a coarse flea and tick covered noose around their necks - stretched uncomfortably tight with no slack, but not too tight - hands cuffed behind their backs - no blindfolds - gagged with wadded, rusty steel wool - naked - with a crown of thorns on their heads (for the overtly religious) - "plugged" with an extremely uncomfortable amount of lightly shredded copies of the Epstein Files - all standing on a 2 foot by 2 foot square by 2 foot thick block of solid ice - barefoot - in the Phoenix sun - on a hot August summer morning - with the public watching as long as it may take - on live TV world wide - all there until the ice melts - the media owners (talking about Fox, Newsmax, CBS, ABC etc), corporate owners and broadcast shills and every ICE agent and volunteer -- cuffed and chained awaiting their turn.
No relief - no mercy - no reprieve. Remains to be left somewhere remote in the desert.
And videos available at the bathroom concession stands - in gold painted official document boxes - for $99.99! Also from Amazon (free delivery to subscribers!)

Oh...and a free golf ball with every video.

As an added item...Stephen Miller, Bibby, Vlad, Elon, the DOGE Boys and to be named Republican Politicians waiting in a nice, small, warm overly crowded cell in the desert sun...for a good while - for their turns.

(Would unlimited popcorn be asking too much?)

[LW1977]

37. So sick of him!

Why must Ozzy die but Trumpolini Von Shits His Pants live?

[C_U_L8R]

38. Seems his necrotic hand is leading the way

maybe the other parts will get the hint.

[malaise]

39. The swollen ankles and puffed up face

appear willing to participate.

[ShazzieB]

40. Ugh, no.

[republianmushroom]

41. Not last night, damn, had some thunder and lighting

last night, though the hounds of hell had come for him. Damn, not so.
But the day is still young, maybe.

[malaise]

45. Carville says this

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220588829

[republianmushroom]

46. Believe Carville is correct.

And he has plenty of help such as roberts.