Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally tackled on the gridiron as an engagement present from Travis?

Leapt to his doom when he learned he's not invited to the wedding?

Good thing that Taylor's daddy made her get a boating license when she was fifteen.


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[PunkinPi]

1. Keep hope alive...

[Hugin]

2. Bled out trying to wash that damn Epstein spot from his hands?

Choked on a barrel cracker?

Was stolen when a friend left their garage open?

First documented case of rectal vulgus impactus in two thousand years?

Anything?

[hlthe2b]

3. "Soon! I'm feeling optimistic..."

[no_hypocrisy]

4. What Jiminy Cricket said:

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[Emile]

5. After yesterday's cabinet meeting with biggest ass kissers

in his administration, his ego exploded causing instant death.

[Woodycall]

10. I thought that was a montage.

Was that actually all at one meeting yesterday?? If so, holy fucking tap dancing Christ!

[Emile]

11. That all happened in yesterday's cabinet meeting.

[surfered]

7. Apoplectic stroke after seeing this photo

[GopherGal]

20. Some call me Maurice

'cause I speak of the pompous of love...

[SheltieLover]

8. Sadly not yet, but so many wonderful options...

Hope springs eternal!

[malaise]

9. No but

if he thinks Americans will tolerate dictatorship then his brain is more swollen than those fat ankles.

[Dulcinea]

12. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[twodogsbarking]

13. Fell down on the up escalator for an hour and a half.

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. I'm getting tired of waiting and hoping🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[2MuchNoise]

16. Went for a walk and fell into a Baltimore "hellhole" instantly reducing the crime rate across the entire country.

[ShazzieB]

17. Mauled to death by a giant dog?

J/K, this is a dog chew toy, but wouldn't it be a fitting end for him?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. Let's Go Heart Disease

[republianmushroom]

19. Not last night, damn, but we are a day closer and

by the looks and listening to him , we are getting nearer to that big party. Maybe tonight.

[GopherGal]

21. Hope so.

I'm starting to worry that "The Day it Finally Happens" was about Taylor and Travis' engagement.

Or maybe the Vikings finally trading for Adam Thielen, (for my fellow Vikes' fans whose social media feeds have been so full of speculation on that topic)

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1840379833361785]

[NNadir]

22. Shot to death in a church? No, wouldn't happen; he's never been in one.

[MrWowWow]

23. Obituary of Donald J. Trump

Convicted criminal, career money launderer, Russian asset, convicted rapist, pedophile, master grifter, and reputed mobster, Donald "StinkyDollHands" Trump (P01135809), the Worst President in United States History, surprisingly died of complications due to a combination of an abrupt guilty conscience and terminal moral bankruptcy on [Date] at the age of [Age]. Trump's normally bloated, morbidly obese, lifeless body, found by his then, male odor wife, Malaria, was slumped over his fabled Gold-plated toilet, and dressed in what appeared to be WWII-era German Lederhosen. His hands were still desperately clutching a first edition, autographed copy of Mein Kampf. . Trump's death truly marked the end of a criminalized, tumultuous and polarizing era/error in American politics.

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Donald J. Trump's Epitaph:

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There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile,

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He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile;

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He wed a pornstar cat that caught a crooked rat,

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And they all lived together in a little crooked shack.
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