Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died of covid following the vaccine ban?

Tripped over the Ottoman?

Coronary after Mike Collins confirmed he's in the Epstein files?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Sadly, not yet, but another day closer...

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Up all night rage posting on truth social

and his phone blew up in his face

[Orrex]

44. Thank you sincerely, but...

In remains very much a group effort, so the thanks go to all of the daily participants!

[Duncanpup]

3. My dear friend.

I admire your dedication to this cause.

[hlthe2b]

4. Warming up...

[malaise]

9. ROFL

😂

[Tanuki]

5. Food poisoning from the breakfast buffet at Merde-a-loco?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.kron4.com/health/ap-health/ap-cdc-dramatically-scales-back-program-that-tracks-food-poisoning-infections/amp/

"Federal health officials have dramatically scaled back a program that has tracked food poisoning infections in the U.S. for three decades.

The Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network, known as FoodNet, has cut required monitoring to just two pathogens that cause infections, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. That’s down from eight.

Under the change, which began in July, health departments in 10 states that participate in the joint state and federal program will be required to monitor only foodborne infections caused by salmonella and Shiga toxin-producing E. coli bacteria. Those are among the top contributors to foodborne illnesses, hospitalizations and deaths in the U.S., the CDC said.

Previously, the FoodNet system required surveillance of infections confirmed to be caused by six other germs as well: campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. That is now optional.".... (more)

[LymphocyteLover]

50. that would be true poetic justice!

[Gimpyknee]

6. Nope

[malaise]

7. No but

I know three folks his age who died this week and none had ankles that were swollen or bruises on their hands.

[mahina]

8. Slipped on a banana peel and catapulted into a black hole?

Eaten by bears?

Sucked down by the undertow of his karma?

[Dulcinea]

10. "Died of covid following the vaccine ban"

That would be poetic justice.

[surfered]

18. I liked "Tripped over the Ottoman"

[littlemissmartypants]

24. My favorite, too. ❤️🌞

[Turbineguy]

54. Everybody says

it was the size of an empire!

[EYESORE 9001]

11. I had a dream

that the orange menace was ‘lying in state’ in a venue I discovered was a giant ballroom. People were gliding around the room as though they had wings.

[SheltieLover]

12. Wings & pitchforks?

[EYESORE 9001]

33. These weren't supernatural entities

They were humans elevated by the experience.

[SheltieLover]

39. Oooooh ok!

[EYESORE 9001]

42. It was frickin' amazing, I'm tellin' ya!

I haven’t seen such ecstatic faces even on people dancing at an actual rave where the main event included…x, as in ecstasy. Which reminds me…the muskrat and his fondness for x. What about the street name for MDMA - x or ecstasy. We all know his penchant for mind-altering substances and we know he likes to dance like he ain’t got good sense, so why not name his bidness ventures, offspring, what have you, after his favorite pastime?

[twodogsbarking]

13. Attacked by a million bats. They like insects

[LymphocyteLover]

14. choked on excessive flattery from his groveling sycophants?

[Orrex]

16. Fitting!

[SheltieLover]

31. They are sickening, aren't they?

[surfered]

15. Not yet and I agree with this doctor...

[SheltieLover]

30. ...

[surfered]

17. Good morning my dear DUers...

I always thought of us like this…

But Stephen Miller says we’re “Domestic Extremists.”

I say it’s time to kick Baby Goebbels or PeeWee German in the nuts or is that too extreme?

[SheltieLover]

29. Look at those adorable little faces!

Yes, pee wee deserves that & more.

[niyad]

34. Love the image. As for pee wee german, I think a steel-toed safety boot

should work nicely.

[ultralite001]

19. Met his match during Shark Week...

The orange shark w/ white eyes was discovered near Costa Rica in 2024…

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/36347461/bright-orange-shark-caught-fisherman/

[niyad]

35. Bizarre.

[niyad]

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[NNadir]

22. My wife and I have a bottle chilled for my birthday. A dead fascist...

...would be a great birthday present, requiring perhaps a second bottle.

If that happy event comes to pass, I'll raise a toast to you and to Orrex.

[SheltieLover]

26. Happy Birthday!

I sure hope you get your wish!

[NNadir]

32. It's in a couple of weeks, but there's nothing wrong with an early present and...

...champagne to go with it.

[SheltieLover]

37. In this instance, an immediate delivery on your wish is in order.

The whole world will celebrate with you!

[niyad]

36. I hope your birthday present comes early!

[SheltieLover]

38. Like right now!

[SheltieLover]

27. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[NNadir]

21. Air bubble in his hand IV triggers an aneurysm?

[twodogsbarking]

23. Sixty Two years since "I Have a Dream" speech. Now we have "I Have a Nightmare".

[Jimi du Ranty]

25. Went to church?

Saw Epstein at the window?

[Blue Owl]

28. Today would be a glorious day for that asshole to take a dirt nap

[Ocelot II]

40. Dragged to Hell by the Commendatore?

[LymphocyteLover]

49. Great scene! But way too good for him!

[Ocelot II]

51. When he's dragged to Hell he won't sing beautiful music with a glorious voice;

he'll just grunt and fart and slobber and leave a trail of slime and shit.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

41. Tossed out of an upper window

Was at a summit with Putin and bragged, "I can do whatever I want."

Annoyed, Putin responded, "Let's see you fly."

[republianmushroom]

43. No, not last nght, damn.

The up side we are a day closer.

[txwhitedove]

45. I wish. Gave her couple of days off, but today Alexa says he's still alive. DAMN IT! Then

she made unsolicited shopping suggestions.

[Saoirse9]

46. If he could die from the wishes of millions of people

he would have died 5 years ago.

[Redleg]

47. Choked by the irony of saying "no one is above the law"

Jeezus, he is an awful fucking person.

[alterfurz]

48. not quite yet...

...but not too early to start practicing!

[C_U_L8R]

52. Bonespur metastasized into terminal Cankles and small hand gangrene.

Something's gonna pop. Any day now.

[no_hypocrisy]

53. Everyone Sing Along! The Impossible Dream

[DON QUIXOTE]
To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong
To love, pure and chaste, from afar
To try, when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest, to follow that star
No matter how hopeless, no matter how far
To fight for the right without question or pause
To be willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause

And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove, with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star!

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[Joinfortmill]

55. No, but another day closer and nearer to dead.